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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Jan 25, 2013.

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  1. Nom Chompsky

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    Honorary TiBette

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    Go!
     
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  2. gogators

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    Where?
     
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    #3 Angel_1756, Jan 25, 2013
  4. Nom Chompsky

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    See, this is how I know I'm a Rush nerd. That exchange made me think of The Fountain of Lamneth, during Suite II, Didacts and Narpets.
    The 4:44 mark . . .



    But, don't watch that, because it's like 20 minutes long . . .
    Shut up.
     
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    I went. I'm back. My head hurts.
     
    #6 Misanthropic, Jan 25, 2013
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    Go hard...in the motherfucking paint?

     
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    Y'all are going to the wrong place. Atlanta Winter Beer Fest this weekend. Hooray! Hoping I don't see my angry ex, since I had a creepy sex dream about him after I wrote about hatefucking him last night.
     
    #8 Pussy Galore, Jan 25, 2013
  9. Nom Chompsky

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    Go hard...as a motherfucker, let these niggas know who I am?

     
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    So, one of my guys at work told us a fun story. He has a crazy ex. Legit crazy, diagnosed bipolar crazy. She has 3 children, three different guys and is currently pregnant from, so she says, my guy. He doesn't believe it and, in fact doesn't believe she is actually pregnant despite the picture she showed us of her holding her shirt up showing a large pregnant belly. She is, apparently, just pushing her stomach out and isn't really pregnant.

    Despite all of that she paid him $500 to fuck her last weekend. He is, heretofore, to be called "Whore". I'll tell you there really isn't anything like white trash.
     
    #10 Noland, Jan 25, 2013
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    See, just the name Wocka Flocka Flame? That makes me wanna punch someone in the face. Hard.
     
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    Hey guys, I'm fucking super opinionated today. Search my recent posts and have a field day. I've re-read them, but I'll do it again when sober...

    Wheeeeeee!
     
    #12 iczorro, Jan 25, 2013
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    What the fuck is with old office hags and wearing an eye-watering amount of perfume? Seriously... it ain't helping...
     
    #13 katokoch, Jan 25, 2013
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    Wait.

    She claims he knocked her up and then he went a fucked her still? You have entertaining friends.
     
    #14 Primer, Jan 25, 2013
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    Whoa get off your high horse Mr. Moneybags. That's $500 right there.
     
    #15 Parker, Jan 25, 2013
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    Easy, Parker, that's a bit mercenary.

    I'd have done it for $20.
     
    #16 The Village Idiot, Jan 25, 2013
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    So I live in a largely Hispanic area in NYC, and 90% of the people in my building are Hispanic. It seemed odd when I heard the song Sweet Home Alabama THUMPING THROUGH MY FUCKING WALLS this morning. I hate everyone.
     
    #17 Flagrant, Jan 25, 2013
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    Beach sex is one of those things that is far better in theory than in practice. Sand gets in the damndest places.
     
    #18 Noland, Jan 25, 2013
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    No shit. Three grains of sand and it's like someone lined the inside of a paper towel tube* with sandpaper.

    *Yeah, I went there.
     
    #19 VanillaGorilla, Jan 25, 2013
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    BOOM ROASTED
     
    #20 bewildered, Jan 25, 2013
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