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Drunk Thread? Why Yes, I'd Love Some! 1/21/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jan 21, 2011.

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  1. JGold

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    "I read this crazy story about threesomes on an Internet forum..."
     
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    Yes. Don't fuck with angry people who are on crack cocaine.
     
    #82 Beefy Phil, Jan 21, 2011
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    Great, now I have something to add to the top of "sucky ways to die" over drowning, and being caught in a fire. Guess I found the silver lining to living in Kansas.
     
    #83 mya, Jan 21, 2011
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    Burst in and just start rubbing your muddy shoes all over their couch.



    Cocaine is a helluva drug.
     
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  5. hoju

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    "Mom! Dad! Why are you ALWAYS fighting?"
     
    #85 hoju, Jan 21, 2011
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    I think I will just go over and say "SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP."

    Neither one will look me in the eye when I pass them, the floor must be interesting....
     
    #86 PIMPTRESS, Jan 21, 2011
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    If you're going to go over there, remember ToyToy's advice: menacing with a firearm is a legitimate legal charge.
     
    #87 ghettoastronaut, Jan 21, 2011
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    I'd go with the adage: dead men tell no tales.
     
    #88 Gravitas, Jan 21, 2011
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    How about a baseball bat? for emphasis...
     
    #89 PIMPTRESS, Jan 21, 2011
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    Drinky time, I think I'll begin with a coors light.
     
    #90 Fernanthonies, Jan 21, 2011
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    Go over there topless and ask to use the dryer. You`ll have at least 1 set of eyes on you. If you`re not that brave, just go over and start hitting on the wife. Fight over, and then you`ll have something to post... Shit. That thread is locked.
     
    #91 roy jones, Jan 21, 2011
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    Does it make me a bad person that I laughed for a long time after reading this. Gold Rush or Spartacus, which do I watch first?
     
    #92 zyron, Jan 21, 2011
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    I walked into my bar on Monday, and they were honoring Mr. King with platters of fried chicken and watermelon slices. The only dream they've ever had is to be accidentally locked in a Budweiser factory over a long weekend.
     
    #93 Misanthropic, Jan 21, 2011
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    Okay, does it make me a worse person that I laughed even harder and longer at this.
     
    #94 zyron, Jan 21, 2011
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    Just had the following exchange on Facebook:

    I'm pretty sure he thinks I'm agreeing with his assessment that a new world order is taking over. I'm also pretty sure that, even over the internet, there was enough sarcasm for him to get it.
     
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    Well, that sure painted a pretty picture.
     
    #96 mya, Jan 21, 2011
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    No, but it does make me want to find that bar.
     
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    God. A co-worker just messaged me on facebook. At this time of night on a friday? Then again, she's married with kids so it's not like she has anything exciting to do.

    Working in a female-dominated field has its drawbacks. Everyone tries to be your mother. I am constantly clucked after. It is ridiculous.
     
    #98 ghettoastronaut, Jan 21, 2011
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    Love that moment when you randomly understand a lyric you'd bypassed before.

    "Spit selvedge, nigga, it's in my genes"

    Wheeee

    Wale
     
    #99 Nom Chompsky, Jan 21, 2011
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    Awesome. I wonder why it took them 20 years to find him? Jay Leno is going to steal this joke.

     
    #100 hoju, Jan 21, 2011
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