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DRUNK THREAD, DRUNK THREAD, DRUNK THREAD OOOOOHHH! 7/15/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jul 15, 2011.

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  1. Frank

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    It's even better once it's been a couple years and they're starting to realize they're past the "I'm just doing this for a paycheck now, but soon I'll be doing _______" phase.
     
    #101 Frank, Jul 15, 2011
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    You're either eating shitty Indian food or you were out taking a piss when they were handing out intestinal fortitude.
     
    #102 Frank, Jul 15, 2011
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    What would happen if you got a mosquito bite on your clitoris?
     
    #103 hooker, Jul 15, 2011
  4. Nom Chompsky

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    If it were you, I bet you'd see your first visibly giddy mosquito.
     
    #104 Nom Chompsky, Jul 15, 2011
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    What would happen if you fucked yourself with an empty beer bottle?

    Would there be suction?
     
    #105 hooker, Jul 15, 2011
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    FUCK YOU DAD. I'm gonna become a professional juggler, once I get that license! You just wait! I'm gonna make it!

    For what it's worth, I like my job.


    Get back to us in twenty minutes, Ms. Bill Nye the Science Guy.
     
    #106 MoreCowbell, Jul 15, 2011
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    So, THAT'S why my ex had a diamond tipped drill in her nightstand drawer.
     
    #107 CharlesJohnson, Jul 15, 2011
  8. Nom Chompsky

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    You'd have the makings of a legendary Rant. Or Rave.

    (You should be way more worried about putting breakable glass up your sperm hallway than any danger of suction. Also bacteria.)
     
    #108 Nom Chompsky, Jul 15, 2011
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    Nom, live a little!
     
    #109 hooker, Jul 15, 2011
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    You're right. It didn't work out too well for this guy:

    Warning, not safe for soul. Really, don't click it. Please.
    I warned you
    [​IMG]


    Can we work bacon into this?
     
    #110 CharlesJohnson, Jul 15, 2011
  11. Nom Chompsky

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    Oh god, CJ. You mustachio'd bastard. I knew anybody with facial hair like that had to have a flair for the nefarious.
     
    #111 Nom Chompsky, Jul 15, 2011
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    I hope you die in a fire.
     
    #112 hooker, Jul 15, 2011
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    Well that's good, lord knows you've been at it for a whole two weeks, clearly you'll feel the same exact way after two years in the same field with the same people with a slowly increasing schedule.

    And before anyone calls me out, as I've stated multiple times I love my current job, but recognize I am an exception in that regard.
     
    #113 Frank, Jul 15, 2011
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    I done warned y'all three times. Like Jesus warning Peter. But yee looked anyway!

    Bacon eye bleach:

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    #114 CharlesJohnson, Jul 15, 2011
  15. Nom Chompsky

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    If you hate your job so much Frank, why don't you just quit?
     
    #115 Nom Chompsky, Jul 15, 2011
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    WTF? My soul is now telling me to run through sliding glass doors and jump off the balcony, putting a damper on the rest of this little vacation. That, sir, was horrid. Ugh.
     
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    I do it for the people Nom, I do it for the people.
     
    #117 Frank, Jul 15, 2011
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    [​IMG]

    I bet this, with a black pencil skirt and a cream silk blouse would look totally fucking hot.
     
    #118 hooker, Jul 15, 2011
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    I'm having a vision of your future - in it I see a shotgun, filled with mud...and porcelain?
     
    #119 sartirious, Jul 15, 2011
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    Funny, because I see a beer bottle in my future.
     
    #120 hooker, Jul 15, 2011
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