Focus:We have all sung various songs while drinking, some of them stupid, some of them funny as anything. What are the best ones you've heard. Here is a couple of old ones I've heard sung before. BEASTIALITY'S BEST Bestiality's best, boys, Bestiality's best - SHAG A WALLABY! Bestiality's best, boys, Bestiality's best. Put your log up a dog, boys Put your log up a dog, Don't you like a dog, boys Put your log up a dog. Stick your lug in a slug, boys Aren't you hot for a slug, boys Slip your slew to a ewe, boys Don't you dream of a ewe, boys Get turned on by a duck, boys Doesn't that make you go quack, boys Tickle the clit of a gnat, boys Isn't that just where it's at, boys You gotta use force with a horse, boys Any which way with a jay Anyway you can with a pelican Be a queer with a deer Yogi Bear I know someone you don’t know, Yogi, Yogi, I know someone you don’t know, Yogi, Yogi Bear. Yogi, Yogi Bear. Yogi, Yogi Bear. I know someone you don’t know, Yogi, Yogi Bear. Yogi has a little friend, Booboo, Booboo. Yogi has a little friend, Booboo, Booboo Bear. Booboo, Booboo Bear. Booboo, Booboo Bear Yogi has a little friend, Booboo, Booboo. Yogi has an enemy, Ranger, Ranger. Yogi has an enemy, Ranger, Ranger Smith. Ranger, Ranger Smith. Ranger, Ranger Smith. Yogi has an enemy, Ranger, Smith. Yogi likes it in the snow, Polar Bear. Yogi likes it up side down, Koala Bear. Yogi likes it in a car, Panda Bear. Yogi's got a girlfriend, Suzy Bear. Suzy likes it ‘gainst the fridge, Polar Bear. Booboo likes it up the ass, Brown Bear. Yogi has a 10" ****, Black Bear. Suzy likes to shave her pubes, Grizzly Bear. Yogi likes it with a chew, Kodak, Bear. Suzy wears crotchless panties, Teddy Bear. Suzy’s snatch it smells like cheese, Camembert. Suzy she has great big ****, More than I can bear Suzy likes to threesome, Lucky Bear. Booboo likes it in a tree, Koala Bear. Yogi likes lingerie, Teddy bear. Alt Focus: Add lines to the ones that people post.
I used to work in Chicago, in the old department store. I used to work in Chicago, I don't work there anymore. A lady came in to the store one day asking for a hammer A hammer from the store... (pause) A hammer she wanted, nailed she got! I don't work there any more! Oh...I used to work in Chicago, in the old department store. I used to work in Chicago, I don't work there anymore! A lady came in to the store one day asking for an egg An egg from the store... (pause) An egg she wanted, laid she got! I don't work there any more! a helicopter she wanted my chopper she got a german method of ore extraction she wanted mine shaft she got a set of silver bathroom fittings she wanted a golden shower she got a bowling ball she wanted three fingers and thrown into the gutter she got. And so on and so on and so on. With some mates this can go on for a very long time
For me, it all depends on what kind of drinking I'm doing: Pumped-Up Ready to Go Out Songs: Aaron Watson- Reckless Jason Boland- Outlaw Band Ryan Bingham- Bread and Water Ryan Bingham- Country Roads Anthing by Keith Frank (Especially 'Dreams Come Alive' and 'I Got Loaded' Sitting By a Bonfire Drinking Whiskey Songs: Reckless Kelly- Wicked Twisted Road Wayne Toups- Take My Hand Jason Boland- Proud Souls Randy Crouch- Hope You Make It (performed here by Cody Cross and Stoney Larue) Ryan Bingham- Weary Kind Ryan Bingham- Sunrise Ryan Bingham- Ever Wonder Why Ryan Bingham- For What It's Worth That's all I can think of off the top of my head (and find on youtube), but there are hundreds of them I could add. I like my drinking music.
I put my dick right on her toe, yo-ho yo-ho (x2) I put my dick right on her toe she said "Hey rugger that's way too low" Get in, get out quit fucking about yo-ho yo-ho yo-ho Put my dick on her knee, she said "Hey rugger you're killing me" Get in, get out, quit fucking about (yo-ho x3) Put my dick on her thigh, she said "Man, I really like this guy" Get in, get out, quit fucking about (yo-ho x3) Put my dick right in her twat, she said "Hey rugger that's the spot!" Get in, get out, quit fucking about (yo-ho x3) Put my dick right in her butt; anal sex what a slut! Get in, get out, quit fucking about (yo-ho x3) I put my dick right in her mouth, she said "arhgpourwelkjtre" Get in, get out, quit fucking about (yo-ho x3) Now she lies in a wooden box, yo-ho yo-ho x2 Now she lies in a wooden box, she died from an overdose of cock Get in, get out, quit fucking about (yo-ho x3) I dig her up every now and then yo-ho I dig her up every now and then to fuck her AGAIN and AGAIN Get in, get out, quit fucking about (yo-ho x3)
Generally this one can be heard being sun somewhere in the Bars I frequent: Go on Home British Soldiers Go on home British soldiers go on home have you got no fuck'in homes of your own for eight hundred years we've fought you without fear and we will fight you for eight hundred more. If you stay British soldiers if you stay you'll never ever beat the IRA the fourteen men in Derry are the last that you will bury so take a tip and leave us while you may. Go on home British soldiers go on home have you got no fuck'in homes of your own for eight hundred years we've fought you without fear and we will fight you for eight hundred more. No! we're not British we're not Saxon we're not English we're Irish! and proud we are to be so fuck your Union Jack we want our country back we want to see old Ireland free once more. Go on home British soldiers go on home have you got no fuck'in homes of your own for eight hundred years we've fought you without fear and we will fight you for eight hundred more. Go on home British soldiers go on home have you got no fuck'in homes of your own for eight hundred years we've fought you without fear and we will fight you for eight hundred more. Well we're fighting British soldiers for the cause we'll never bow to soldiers because throughout our history we were born to be free so get out British soldiers leave us be. Go on home British soldiers go on home have you got no fuck'in homes of your own for eight hundred years we've fought you without fear and we will fight you for eight hundred more.
For those of you who like country. I realize Eric Church may be a bit mainstream for those of you who like Texas country (Bluedog) but this song is the ultimate anthem.
I'm not a big drinker, and I'm certainly not a big drunken singer, but anytime my younger and brother and I end up wasted together, this song is sung as loud as possible, with a lot of slurring involved.
There quite simply is NOT a better drinking song than Wasn't That A Party. LIsten to it, memorize it, pay it forward:
I got to see him live at a restaurant/bar kind of place. He was really good live, and I love the song, but as soon as he started playing it every single collar-popping, underage fratty douchebag in the place started singing alone with it. Many of them even put an arm over the shoulders of their neighboring "bros" and swayed back in forth in unison. Still a great song, but that experience was terrible. I wanted to punch them all in the face. Focus: Rehab - Bartender Toby Keith - Beer for my Horses
Very fun if you can find someone with a good set of pipes at a pub and have him belt it out with everyone else doing backing and the chorus. [EDIT: This also doesn't sound much like the Dropkick Murphys, and I'm not entirely sure who it really is.]
Despite being probably one of the whitest people ever, when I'm drunk I enjoy rapping. This past Halloween I apparently entertained the whole C-train on the way home from the bar singing "Best I Ever Had" by Drake in its entirety, making sure to repeatedly yell the line "She call me the referee cause I be so official/ My shirt ain't got no stripes, but I can make your pussy whistle."
Adding to the Dropkick Murphys, who have a library of worthy drinking songs, is Kiss Me I'm Shitfaced. Spoiler For the vodka drinkers, Korpiklaani. Spoiler I'm more of a beer guy. More Korpiklaani. Spoiler
In high school I played rugby, and without fail the team always sang 'Jesus Saves' when we got good and drunk. The lyrics can get pretty vulgar. It wasn't my favourite, but it was kinda tradition I guess. Jesus can't play rubgy 'cause his Dad will fix the game X3 Jesus saves, Jesus saves, Jesus saves. Jesus can't play rugby 'cause he trips over his robe X3 Jesus saves, Jesus saves, Jesus saves. Jesus can't play rugby 'cause he's got illegal headgear X3 Jesus saves, Jesus saves, Jesus saves. There's a lot of different verses that just get more stupid with the more you drink, but it always has to end with: Jesus we're only kidding X3 Jesus saves, Jesus saves, Jesus saves. To ensure that you don't go to hell. Although I'm pretty sure I'm going anyways.
You can't play rugby, you're a girl. Duh. Focus (sort of): Last night I drunkenly sang "Easy Like Sunday Morning" with a Filipino band. It was awesome.