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Drinking Songs

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Bundy Bear, Feb 26, 2010.

  1. Bundy Bear

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    Focus:We have all sung various songs while drinking, some of them stupid, some of them funny as anything. What are the best ones you've heard.

    Here is a couple of old ones I've heard sung before.

    BEASTIALITY'S BEST

    Bestiality's best, boys,
    Bestiality's best - SHAG A WALLABY!
    Bestiality's best, boys,
    Bestiality's best.

    Put your log up a dog, boys
    Put your log up a dog,
    Don't you like a dog, boys
    Put your log up a dog.

    Stick your lug in a slug, boys
    Aren't you hot for a slug, boys

    Slip your slew to a ewe, boys
    Don't you dream of a ewe, boys

    Get turned on by a duck, boys
    Doesn't that make you go quack, boys

    Tickle the clit of a gnat, boys
    Isn't that just where it's at, boys

    You gotta use force with a horse, boys
    Any which way with a jay
    Anyway you can with a pelican
    Be a queer with a deer

    Yogi Bear

    I know someone you don’t know, Yogi, Yogi,
    I know someone you don’t know, Yogi, Yogi Bear.
    Yogi, Yogi Bear. Yogi, Yogi Bear.
    I know someone you don’t know, Yogi, Yogi Bear.

    Yogi has a little friend, Booboo, Booboo.
    Yogi has a little friend, Booboo, Booboo Bear.
    Booboo, Booboo Bear. Booboo, Booboo Bear
    Yogi has a little friend, Booboo, Booboo.

    Yogi has an enemy, Ranger, Ranger.
    Yogi has an enemy, Ranger, Ranger Smith.
    Ranger, Ranger Smith. Ranger, Ranger Smith.
    Yogi has an enemy, Ranger, Smith.

    Yogi likes it in the snow, Polar Bear.
    Yogi likes it up side down, Koala Bear.
    Yogi likes it in a car, Panda Bear.
    Yogi's got a girlfriend, Suzy Bear.
    Suzy likes it ‘gainst the fridge, Polar Bear.
    Booboo likes it up the ass, Brown Bear.
    Yogi has a 10" ****, Black Bear.
    Suzy likes to shave her pubes, Grizzly Bear.
    Yogi likes it with a chew, Kodak, Bear.
    Suzy wears crotchless panties, Teddy Bear.
    Suzy’s snatch it smells like cheese, Camembert.
    Suzy she has great big ****, More than I can bear
    Suzy likes to threesome, Lucky Bear.
    Booboo likes it in a tree, Koala Bear.
    Yogi likes lingerie, Teddy bear.

    Alt Focus: Add lines to the ones that people post.
     
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    I used to work in Chicago, in the old department store.
    I used to work in Chicago, I don't work there anymore.

    A lady came in to the store one day asking for a hammer
    A hammer from the store... (pause)
    A hammer she wanted, nailed she got!
    I don't work there any more!

    Oh...I used to work in Chicago, in the old department store.
    I used to work in Chicago, I don't work there anymore!

    A lady came in to the store one day asking for an egg
    An egg from the store... (pause)
    An egg she wanted, laid she got!
    I don't work there any more!

    a helicopter she wanted
    my chopper she got

    a german method of ore extraction she wanted
    mine shaft she got

    a set of silver bathroom fittings she wanted
    a golden shower she got

    a bowling ball she wanted
    three fingers and thrown into the gutter she got.

    And so on and so on and so on.

    With some mates this can go on for a very long time
     
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    My Favorite:
    Roger Creager - The Everclear Song
     
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    Honorable Mention:
    Robert Earl Keen: Corpus Christi Bay
     
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    I put my dick right on her toe, yo-ho yo-ho (x2)
    I put my dick right on her toe she said "Hey rugger that's way too low"
    Get in, get out quit fucking about yo-ho yo-ho yo-ho

    Put my dick on her knee, she said "Hey rugger you're killing me"
    Get in, get out, quit fucking about (yo-ho x3)

    Put my dick on her thigh, she said "Man, I really like this guy"
    Get in, get out, quit fucking about (yo-ho x3)

    Put my dick right in her twat, she said "Hey rugger that's the spot!"
    Get in, get out, quit fucking about (yo-ho x3)

    Put my dick right in her butt; anal sex what a slut!
    Get in, get out, quit fucking about (yo-ho x3)

    I put my dick right in her mouth, she said "arhgpourwelkjtre"
    Get in, get out, quit fucking about (yo-ho x3)

    Now she lies in a wooden box, yo-ho yo-ho x2
    Now she lies in a wooden box, she died from an overdose of cock
    Get in, get out, quit fucking about (yo-ho x3)

    I dig her up every now and then yo-ho
    I dig her up every now and then to fuck her AGAIN and AGAIN
    Get in, get out, quit fucking about (yo-ho x3)
     
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    From the fraternity and rugby days:
    Bouncing Souls-OLE.

     
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    Generally this one can be heard being sun somewhere in the Bars I frequent:
    Go on Home British Soldiers
    Go on home British soldiers go on home
    have you got no fuck'in homes of your own
    for eight hundred years we've fought you without fear
    and we will fight you for eight hundred more.

    If you stay British soldiers if you stay
    you'll never ever beat the IRA
    the fourteen men in Derry are the last that you will bury
    so take a tip and leave us while you may.

    Go on home British soldiers go on home
    have you got no fuck'in homes of your own
    for eight hundred years we've fought you without fear
    and we will fight you for eight hundred more.

    No! we're not British we're not Saxon we're not English
    we're Irish! and proud we are to be
    so fuck your Union Jack we want our country back
    we want to see old Ireland free once more.

    Go on home British soldiers go on home
    have you got no fuck'in homes of your own
    for eight hundred years we've fought you without fear
    and we will fight you for eight hundred more.

    Go on home British soldiers go on home
    have you got no fuck'in homes of your own
    for eight hundred years we've fought you without fear
    and we will fight you for eight hundred more.

    Well we're fighting British soldiers for the cause
    we'll never bow to soldiers because
    throughout our history we were born to be free
    so get out British soldiers leave us be.

    Go on home British soldiers go on home
    have you got no fuck'in homes of your own
    for eight hundred years we've fought you without fear
    and we will fight you for eight hundred more.
     
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    For those of you who like country. I realize Eric Church may be a bit mainstream for those of you who like Texas country (Bluedog) but this song is the ultimate anthem.
     
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    I'm not a big drinker, and I'm certainly not a big drunken singer, but anytime my younger and brother and I end up wasted together, this song is sung as loud as possible, with a lot of slurring involved.
     
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    There quite simply is NOT a better drinking song than Wasn't That A Party. LIsten to it, memorize it, pay it forward:

     
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    I got to see him live at a restaurant/bar kind of place. He was really good live, and I love the song, but as soon as he started playing it every single collar-popping, underage fratty douchebag in the place started singing alone with it. Many of them even put an arm over the shoulders of their neighboring "bros" and swayed back in forth in unison.

    Still a great song, but that experience was terrible. I wanted to punch them all in the face.


    Focus: Rehab - Bartender


    Toby Keith - Beer for my Horses
     
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    Very fun if you can find someone with a good set of pipes at a pub and have him belt it out with everyone else doing backing and the chorus.

    [EDIT: This also doesn't sound much like the Dropkick Murphys, and I'm not entirely sure who it really is.]
     
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    Despite being probably one of the whitest people ever, when I'm drunk I enjoy rapping. This past Halloween I apparently entertained the whole C-train on the way home from the bar singing "Best I Ever Had" by Drake in its entirety, making sure to repeatedly yell the line "She call me the referee cause I be so official/ My shirt ain't got no stripes, but I can make your pussy whistle."
     
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    Adding to the Dropkick Murphys, who have a library of worthy drinking songs, is Kiss Me I'm Shitfaced.


    For the vodka drinkers, Korpiklaani.


    I'm more of a beer guy. More Korpiklaani.

     
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    Another DKM drink worthy song.

     
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    For drinkers that love mullets, stolen guitar chops and Day-glo clothing:

     
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    In high school I played rugby, and without fail the team always sang 'Jesus Saves' when we got good and drunk. The lyrics can get pretty vulgar. It wasn't my favourite, but it was kinda tradition I guess.

    Jesus can't play rubgy 'cause his Dad will fix the game X3
    Jesus saves, Jesus saves, Jesus saves.

    Jesus can't play rugby 'cause he trips over his robe X3
    Jesus saves, Jesus saves, Jesus saves.

    Jesus can't play rugby 'cause he's got illegal headgear X3
    Jesus saves, Jesus saves, Jesus saves.

    There's a lot of different verses that just get more stupid with the more you drink, but it always has to end with:

    Jesus we're only kidding X3
    Jesus saves, Jesus saves, Jesus saves.

    To ensure that you don't go to hell. Although I'm pretty sure I'm going anyways.
     
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    You can't play rugby, you're a girl.

    Duh.

    Focus (sort of): Last night I drunkenly sang "Easy Like Sunday Morning" with a Filipino band. It was awesome.