Holy shit she looks like the chin guy from Tango and Cash: That is just terrible. Is the new thing to have your dad pay for your recording sessions as a Sweet 16?
These terrible songs are making me want to kill myself. Stop it. I start a residency in a Jewish hospital on Monday. How do you know that you work in a Jewish hospital? When they have emergency synagogues. For when you need a synagogue right fucking now.
I just found out about 4-5 hours ago that The Wife had never seen Star Wars. We are now more than halfway through Empire, and she absolutely loves it. R2 is her favorite. She;s like" dee robot, dee one dat makes dee boop boop beep beeps, he es mi favorito!" A bottle of wine and now Old chater makes this experiment fun!
So, Bitter Lawyer relaunched a couple weeks ago, and so far it sucks. Here's their (so far) funniest guy, Ex-Bitter, doing stand up: Now, I know stand up is really hard, but this guy's just not funny, even with the laugh track. The new site owners wanted me to write for them, but since they were more concerned with search engine optimization than actual content, I passed. Also, the money wouldn't have been worth it. I'm kinda ticked off that my own take over of the site didn't work out, but also getting a bit of schadenfreude from watching the site suck ass. I'm gonna have another beer, here's some tits: Spoiler
I keep waiting for the punch line and then the clips change. Either he's a shitty comedian or you spliced his video to make him look bad.
I knew the new ownership was going to be shitty when their advice columnist said absolutely no drinking while studying. Killjoys are never funny. Wait...is the dude doing standup the one who wrote that? So much has been explained.
Never seen Star Wars?!! You know this nullifies any previous agreements and vows, right? (I am not sure grammar or spelling was involved in that previous sentence, but I am at a point where I could not care less.)
Why would that guy put those videos up on youtube? If I ever did standup you can be damn sure that no video of me would ever exist until I fucking knew without a doubt that it was at least somewhat funny. Same thing goes for the Goldfellas bit. Why put shitty stuff online? I feel embarrassed for him.
As someone with some real turds on YouTube, I can see putting stuff there as a useful way to gain feedback, see what sticks, what flops. The bigger question is why would anyone attempt to launch a legal humor website without first making sure I was running the thing? I know this is going to sound like a completely prickish thing to say, especially in light of my phenomenally bad web and graphic design skills, but I'm about half the people who could have pulled it off. ...You know, if you only count people interested in doing that as a full time gig. Their parent site (Lawyerist) is actually funnier, but not on purpose.
Exacly what the fuck ISN'T funnier than that? Gallager is funnier than that. You're right about the "getting feedback" thing, but these guys are utterly hopeless. You have to be at least a little retarded to not see that you suck this much.
I kinda feel like Tyler Durden (or Jack, or the Narrator, however you refer to him, Ed Norton) when he beat the shit out of Angel Face. Except, the exact opposite. I feel like destroying something grotesque. It's probably just bitterness over not getting ownership of the site (somewhat ironic emotion), but I also feel like if it is completely crushed, Greg Giraldo might come back from the dead. The slight off chance of that happening would be worth it. How does one destroy a website? And how do we get Milly to write for them?
fuck this shit. I pulled my groin really bad running to first on my first at bat in softball tonight, went to the bar and that didn't help so i bought some icy hot and put it on and now my balls are on fire.
<a class="postlink" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DDOS#Distributed_attack" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DDOS#Distributed_attack</a> You're welcome.