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Drink-o De Mayo (Fashionably Late)! WDT 5/6/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, May 6, 2011.

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How Long 'Til Dixiebandit's Cinco de Bunghole?

  1. Before he finishes his bottle of wine

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    2.9%

  2. Before the weekend's over

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    4.9%

  3. By the end of next week

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    21.6%

  4. By the end of the month

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    18.6%

  5. DB makes a run for it, Policio de Tejas shoot/taze him

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  6. Makes daring escape 'cross the border, changes name to Pedro

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  7. Parole employee was too drunk to see him- no charges filed!

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  8. I'm just here to bunghole Chater

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  1. MoreCowbell

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    I'm kind of curious what Hotwheelz would be a martyr for if he were one.

    Relentless pursuit of deflowering? Tim Tebow? Relentless pursuit of deflowering by Tim Tebow?
     
    #61 MoreCowbell, May 6, 2011
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    Fixed.

    Or a girl, whatever.
     
    #62 hotwheelz, May 6, 2011
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    Aw, you guys can be each other's first, how cute!
     
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    Says the guy that complains about too much pussy.
     
    #64 hotwheelz, May 6, 2011
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    Why do Asians like karaoke so much?
     
    #65 Juice, May 6, 2011
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    If you're a bar snack connoisseur get some of these.

    [​IMG]
     
    #66 Guy Fawkes, May 6, 2011
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    Speaking of... I need advice TiB:

    I've been talking to this girl for four months she flaked twice on going out, but just got out of an open relationship. Should I keep pursuing? Keep in mind, she sent pictures... half naked... with a sign... implying she'd sexually assault me. Thoughts?
     
    #67 hotwheelz, May 6, 2011
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    Have you tried having sex with a really hot girl? That always gets girls interested in you.
     
    #68 BL1Y, May 6, 2011
  9. Guy Fawkes

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    Three strikes and bail. Plus women rarely like pushovers so set another date, and it either works out or it doesn't.
     
    #69 Guy Fawkes, May 6, 2011
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    I also think it's important that you share said pictures with the board, so we can...uhhh...see the sign she gave you. Yes, that's it. We need to analyze the sign.
     
    #70 xrayvision, May 6, 2011
  11. BL1Y

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    Bacardi 151 + Alabama Slammer (Amaretto, Southern Comfort, Sloe Gin, Orange Juice) = 151 Tornadoes.

    Too soon?
     
    #71 BL1Y, May 6, 2011
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    Tell her you're not interested and she'll chase you like crazy. The more you say no, the harder she'll try.
     
    #72 Nettdata, May 6, 2011
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    I always keep those pictures strictly to myself. I'm trustworthy.

    (LADIES)
     
    #73 hotwheelz, May 6, 2011
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    Sharing is caring.

    Have you gotten laid yet?
     
    #74 Guy Fawkes, May 6, 2011
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    That's utterly true, or like me get married and watch ten times more than the amount of women hit on you because females are sadistic and try to murder you with your own hindsight.
     
    #75 Crown Royal, May 6, 2011
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    Obviously not.
     
    #76 hotwheelz, May 6, 2011
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    Rebecca Black has some competition

    The mayans were right..
     
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  18. Crown Royal

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    She looks like a "practice girl", or the kind of girl their friends bring out with them to make themselves look more attractive.

    Is this the new fad on how to get a singing contract? Be as awful as humanly possible? If that's the case, Ke$ha should be more famous. Ugly AND untalented: what everyone wants nowadays.

    BATTLE!!!!!!!!!!

     
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  19. Arms Akimbo

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    Awww, they're having a fat camp summer romance at the beach.
     
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    This is beyond true. My one friend who has been on a two year dry spell refuses to take my advice, especially this advice, and continuously strikes out. The hilarity is amazing.
     
    #80 Primer, May 6, 2011
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