Fuck Cinco de Mayo... another day for amateur drinkers to go have some mid-week! Woohoo. First of my "Friday's Off" summer schedule. Thought I'd have a nice relaxing day of getting the pool opened, messing with my hops, and generally fucking off. Took the pooch for a hike and he had his first encounter with a dead porcupine. 59 quills right in the snout and bottom lip. Thank god he didn't get any in his throat or mouth. Run home, grab pliers and begin the removal process. I think this experience has trained me to become a professional bull rider. Wrangling/riding a 100lb moose-pooch and trying to yank quills is fucking exhausting. Prepped for dinner afterward... putting together the main course, cracked black pepper and bourbon marinated steak tips. Keeping with tradition I had a shot of the liquor used to marinate as I feel it's bad luck to cook with booze without having a drink. I discovered something Knob Creek doesn't go well with... a peanut butter and banana sandwich. Bleh.
Yeah, it was a thread about tipping and he said he tips bartenders at least 50% (I think). When a few people told him that was stupid he had a meltdown and wrote I AM A SERVER IN THE INDUSTRY!!!
Don't avoid Corona because a sketchy Mexican tells you too, avoid Corona because it's yellow pisswater. Corona is actually brewed by Grupo Modelo who also owns... Negro Modelo. Obviously. They're essentially the Mexican InBev. They also own Pacifico and a few other brands that nobody in their right mind would drink. So, if you want Mexican Beer, drink fucking Dos Equis. I usually go for Dos Equis Amber, just prefer the taste to the lager. Thinking about beer is making me have to throw up. I need today to END.
Mmmmm beeeeeer, when it's left out it gets kinda flat and warm. How about margs? With all their lovely tequilla, saltly and sweet. Yuuuuummmy. OH! How about a beer back for the marg? With a side of nice 7-11 chilli topped off with that warm "cheese" that you can squirt all over whatever you wish? Yummers!
As if Cameron DIaz doesnt already completely suck as a person, now she's letting A-Rod get up in her guts. At least as a loving couple they can tell their fans to go fuck themselves together, as they've always done on their own so well. It's unions like that that makes me thankfull that V.D. isn't airbourne.
I just bought me a crossbow, with a handful of expanding broadhead arrows. I be having bear meat at some point this weekend.
What the hell, Red. Thank god I actually decided to do work for 2 hours. Luckily by the time I came back to read this the Chipotle had worked its way through my system ridding me of 90% of that hangover.
Wow, a poll about me! I can't say I like the topic, but I'll roll with it. Down here in the asshole of Texas, I'm gonna chill out with some locally grown "waramelon" I bought yesterday, and do some work at my shop. Don't know if my son will be coming over today.
I seem to recall a certain picture of a certain hazy-eyed ex-con, mouth firmly wrapped around a giant snake. Dixie'll do just fine. He'll be worth his weight in fruit cups and extra cornbread.
I was inspired to try and make a bourbon marinade for a steak earlier today. It called for 5 or 6 different ingredients including soy sauce, most I didn't have[including soy sauce], so I substituted them for more Jim Beam. I just got done eating and I could literally taste the Beam in every bite of this thing. Now, I've already been drinking and had a buzz but is it at all possible to catch a buzz[or more of a buzz in my case] from a Beam soaked steak? It sat in the marinade[Jim Beam] for probably 6 hours.
My outrageously adorable blond haired, blue eyed, three year old daughter, just came into the office from the living room and asked me "Daddy, did you just hear me fart?" I'm so proud.
Not as proud as when she reaches up to you, her mentor and guardian, with her little hand and beams "Hold my hand daddy, it's a big poop."