Sorry to everyone who passed out face-down in an empty margarita glass last night- I meant to put this up yesterday afternoon, but the Wife had a false alarm. I'm just sad that I'm not going to have my Mexican baby on Cinco de Mayo now. That would have been tha tits! I guess Ill just have to wait a few more days for my little Albino Burrito. But its probably a good thing that I'm late, because we had time to be informed of this: Does that mean Weekend Fun Poll? I think that means Weekend Fun Poll. Let's take a guess on the timeline for the inevitable incarceration of a fellow idiot. Take a drink everytime you post. Down a beer everytime you vote.