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Drink Drank Drunk Thread 4/20/12

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Apr 20, 2012.

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  1. Blue Dog

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    I was bored last week and made a rage comic about The Wife that I thought I'd share:


    Mexicans... I'll tell ya...

    Even though it is personally distasteful to me, I guess I'll concede that its also a stoner holiday today, so yall get after it and regale us all with your crazy hypothesisesessss concerning the buoyancy of certain shoe brands or whatever it is yall hippies talk about while under the influence.

    I'll just drink my beer and watch.
     

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    One of my buddies is playing a gig downtown tomorrow. His band is a funk/rock fusion thing. So theyre will be a lot of dirty white people with dreadlocks dancing like idiots. Lots of talk about ganja treat, festi-tripping with festi families, and the heavy stench of patchouli.
     
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    I may be a lot of things, but I'm thankful I never considered dreadlocks.
     
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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    I like how there's a funny mix-up of a common phrase in a comic about schooling your wife in English.
     
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    Have fun, stoners. 20 years ago I might have joined you, however, my tolerance for inane conversation, white girls with dreadlocks, and discussions about the benefits of hemp thinly disguised as a reason to smoke in public is at an all time low.

    Instead, tomorrow, the boys' Cub Scout troop gets a private tour of this bad ass ship. I'm more excited than they are.

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    White people with dreadlocks should be illegal. It is already a crime. Unless they were born and raised in Jamaica, fuck that shit. Your hair does not work like that. It looks disgusting, dirty and they should be beheaded by rusty axe. That is the only type of person I will not socialize with.
     
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    Isn't it one of the most disappointing things to see a cute girl with dreadlocks?
     
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    Surprisingly enough, I am all for white people with dreadlocks.
     
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    A girl that lived in my dorm freshman year could have been one of the hottest girl ever I saw on campus... except she had dreadlocks that went halfway down her back. Total buzzkill.
     
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    So you can profile the douchebags? It's fair. White people do the same thing to anyone with a turban even if the dude is Hindu.

    I like to think people grow dreads as a cheaper, greener means to insulate their home. no way in hell will those things burn, and they keep the cold out in the winter when stuffed behind an adobe wall.

    I also like to think people like me for my personality and the rain is the tears of happiness of all the aborted babies in heaven.
     
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    While I'm not necessarily for it, for whatever reason white people with dreadlocks don't register on my hatedar.
     
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    How about white people with keffiyehs?
     
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    It's really a win all-around for me:

    It makes me look better, they always feel weirdly guilty (white guilt is the morning nectar to me, I am refreshed in its dewiness), and I get that rare feeling of genetic superiority.

    Honestly though, I guess I don't really care that much? I'm pretty indifferent about what people do to their hair, I guess.

    Secretly I like the way keffiyehs look, though I realize that this thought is a signpost on the road to hipster douchedom, so I supress it when I'm in polite company.
     
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    Bird strike caught in cabin on an airliner. It's only a matter of tick tocks before there is a inflight of a crash. Something I don't ever want to think about while flying


    Fuck birds, maaaaaaaaaayn.
     
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    4/21

     

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    Yea, but given your posting history and your signature makes it hard not wonder if you are just merely mentioning it or if it's a subtle invitation to the birthday bash you are probably throwing.
     
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    To wash the taste of Hitler's birthday from our consciousness a quick search informs me today is also Miranda Kerr's birthday.

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    Let's just ignore the fact she married a really butchy lesbian.
     
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