Watched the UFC at my buddies house last night, played beer pong, messed around with some cute blonde, fat friend cock blocked me, hungover this morning, ate a vicodin and some weed brownies, drinking beer in the sun, hitting golf balls on the front lawn. I happy.
She's a little man-ish looking for my tastes but I do like Walkin After Midnight. I've been known to toss a few quarters into the juke for it after midnight on occasion. Speaking of powerful female singers... I can't enough of this chica...
Why am I the only dude in North America that thinks she has always been, and always will be gross looking? Honestly, I have seen muskees with prettier faces. I just. Don't. Get it. "Office Hot" if there ever was one.
Meh. She was the neighborhood pump fantasy that most teen boys have. I remember our neighborhood pump... oh sweet Jillian... with 4-5 kids I think. Hope none of them are mine.
No, only once (that's how I got that big scar above my eye. Seriously). But I refuse to believe I'm anything but right on this. I'm talkin' KIMaster-style smugness in my belief here. She's ugly. Jowly. Sucks in her potbelly constantly. She looks like one if the Olsen twins if they were to ever eat food (two other hideous child actors guys thought that guys thought were hot for some reason). Pass.