You know that feeling of complete euphoria you get right after you take a massive shit that you have been holding in for forever, and then you just kinda walk around feeling as if you were floating on a cloud while pixies and butterflies dance in front of your eyes? That's how I felt when I saw the Carolina Panthers invest the next three years into the bottom of the NFC South. I feel for you, Carolina fans, I really do. But if it makes yall feel any better, yall can now join the rest of us in America in making fun of Jimmy Clausen. What a fucking dipshit. Oh, and congrats to Atlanta for picking up their very own Ricky Williams. God, I love it. But be that as it may, this has been a pretty tough week- one of the results of my accident last November was that I now suffer from both herniated disks and bulging disks in my lower back. As those of you who have back problems know, this sucks, and has been sucking for months now. The worst part is that this pain, along with my still-lingering pain from all of my broken ribs, has kept me completely sedentary (when I first wrote that, I initially said "sedimentary" as was like "that don't look right"... Ha!), which has led to me going back to the unhealthy lifestyle I lived before I got my shit together over a year and a half ago. I tried just walking a couple of miles a day, but always the day after I do so, it was all I could do just to get out of bed my back was hurting so bad. It would also be nice not to be in an excruciating amount of pain when I hold my son for the first time, but I get ahead of myself. This hasn't been worth a shit, and I finally did something about it last week. So now, I'm doing physical therapy two times a week, and have joined Spoga where I now go every morning at 4:45. I'm sore and everything, but the worst part is this- have any of you ever used an elliptical before? Those things suck! I'm used to either walking or running, where most of my push-off is coming from my calves. I normally run 2-4 miles a day, and could walk for hours with no problem. Sadly, my options are now down to just non-impact exercises, and with this fucking thing, all of the movement is coming from lower quads, which are completely out of fucking shape. I feel like a goddamn infant after just ten minutes. The elliptical can blow me. On that note, lets do it. This might be my last WDT for a while, as that baby is coming any day now and I won't have time for drunken shenanigans, so lets make it friggin' count people! Oh, and every one of the teams yall support had shitty draft picks. All of 'em. Except mine. Bring it.