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Don't tase me bro!

Discussion in 'New Thread Suggestions' started by Revengeofthenerds, May 10, 2018.

  1. Revengeofthenerds

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    ER Frequent Flyer Platinum Member

    Feb 26, 2011

    Cameras are everywhere. On phones. Dashboards. Computers. Cops (sometimes). Under male porn actors dicks to give you that look like you're actually the one doing the fucking yourself and you get a closeup of the herpes and genital warts.

    Sadly though, cameras don't always catch everything.

    For example, I wish there was a youtube of Bill Clinton flirting with Monica Lewinsky. Like I just wanna know. How did someone so, well, Bill Clinton-y actually convince a girl to suck his dick. Did he play the sax? Did he flirt with her by caressing the nuclear football. Inquiring minds want to know!!!

    I also wish we could see the footage of when Steve Irwin got fatally stung by a stingray. There were cameras there at the time, but the footage has never been released. I just feel like, for my own safety, I should understand how the dude who wrestled crocodiles and all of Australia, lost a fight to a dipshit wannabe-flounder half-shark of a fucking mutant fish thing I curse at because it feels like I got a snag and then 3 hours later the shithead is staring at me on the beach line "wanna pet me? Yeah bitch be careful I can kill you!"

    Focus: What moments in history do you wish there were cameras to capture? Or what footage that hasn't been released would you like to see?

    Alt. Focus: What footage will you show your kids? 10 years later the "don't tase me bro" one is really fucking high on my list. I also have video of my son catching his first fish; if someone had that video of me doing the same, it'd be priceless. So yeah, I'm saving it.