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Does the carpet match the drapes?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Dmix3, Jul 26, 2010.

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I like my girls (or guys, for the women here) with _____ hair

  1. Blonde

    44 vote(s)
    18.6%
  2. Brown

    105 vote(s)
    44.5%
  3. Black

    28 vote(s)
    11.9%
  4. Red

    54 vote(s)
    22.9%
  5. Whatever Chater likes; I'm just here to fuck Chater.

    5 vote(s)
    2.1%
  1. JWags

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    I voted for black cause I have a weakness for Latin and Spanish women. Its more their skin tone, but the hair is a nice byproduct. I am usually attracted most to brunettes. I've dated multiple blonds and of course find them attractive, but I am a black/brunette man through and through. Dark eyes, light eyes, both are incredibly sexy with tan skin and dark hair.

    Y'all can keep the redheads. There are plenty of attractive redheads, sure. But the average redhead holds no appeal for me. I won't even address the ginger situation, its been beat to death already.
     
  2. Samr

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    My ideal woman is blonde with a small/round-ish build (best way to describe it), a la Carrie Underwood or that fucking new bachelorette chick.

    My wife, however, is a dark brunette with a tall, lanky, big boobs/ass figure a la a few examples already posted in this thread (and I have begged her since we met, to get into modeling). The savage things I'd do to the chicks above, I get to do to her though, so pretty much no complaints.

    Any type of redhead/ginger/whatever, complete turnoff. I won't watch porn unless the girl is blonde, brunette, or brunette with highlights. The alternatives just don't do it for me. In fact, I have routinely turned to thoughts of firecrotch women in order to extend my time in the sack.

    Also, if the carpet doesn't match the drapes, again, I just get weirded out. I'd happily encourage my wife to dye her hair blonde, but if she does, she sure as hell better re-paint the nether reasons too.
     
  3. jennitalia

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    I take this sort of thing even further. The boyfriend makes fun of me because I only will watch porn with blonde, shaved girls with big boobs because it makes me seem extremely narcissistic. If I even seen a landing strip, I instantly get turned off.
     
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    I've thought a lot about this topic.

    I've come to the conclusion that brunettes probably have the highest mean attractiveness. The average brunette beats the average blonde who beats the average black haired chick who beats the average redhead.

    However, redheads tend to have, in my opinion, the hottest high ends. And the most heinous dregs at the bottom of the barrel. Lower average, more variance. In fact, on the upper end of the scale, the previously mentioned pattern reverses itself. A really hot redhead will blow everyone else out of the water.

    So answer: it's complicated. But I voted redhead.




    Scared she's reading this thread, aren't you?
     
  5. dixiebandit69

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    Yeah, we all love the brunettes. I think this is what everyone has been waiting for:

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    I'm trying to stay tasteful here, but I am gettin' damn pissed off about shaved pussies! There is hair for a reason! Many reasons! I don't want to get into a biology discussion, but can you ladies please grow out your pubes?
    DON'T LISTEN TO THE PORN INDUSTRY AND THEIR LACKEYS! THEY ARE JUST IN IT FOR THE MONEY!

    A bush gives a pussy personality.
     
  6. Jimmy James

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    So do you worry about getting crabs in that Ron Jeremy-esque mustache of yours?

    I'd read your response but I'm too busy imagining titties in my face right now.

    Edit: I'm willing to bet that the only reason redhead is #2 right now is because we have more maladjusted crazies than we thought.
     

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    Red Power.
     
  8. ghettoastronaut

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    So? There's underarm hair and body odour for many reasons as well, doesn't mean that shit is kosher.
     
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    Agreed. I have never been attracted to blonde or ginger boys. Or girls, for that matter.
     
  10. Trakiel

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    Call me Caitlyn. Got any cake?

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    SGEDIT: Busted link, try again.
     
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    I exclusively dated brunettes until I found a 6 foot blond who was in to me. I changed my mind the first time I took off her pants. Now I get to do that regularly.
     
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    It's certainly not the first thing that draws my attention, but red hair's pretty damn awesome. And dyed red hair seems to be a good indicator of a decent sex drive. As a bonus, gingers aren't exactly in any position to say "Gee, he's really pale!".

    Dixiebandit, I've gotta disagree. A little bit of trimming helps keep things going smoothly, less pauses to remove hairs from your mouth, etc. No need to shave/wax it all, the stubble from shaving's not so fun, but a little bit of maintenance is a good thing.
     
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    For all the girls drooling over guys with dark hair and light eyes, I can tell you for a fact, we're not all that attractive.
     
  14. Crown Royal

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    Bite your fucking tongue. You are NOT speaking for me.
     
  15. Dcc001

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    I don't think it matters to me, personally. Hair isn't really something I look at in terms of attraction.

    There's plenty of people of all colours to go around:

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    *I'm kidding about one of those posts.