We've done threads about what body types we prefer, tits v ass and so on. This one is slightly different in that we want to hear about the other things that attract you to the ones you like (read: want to bone). Hair color yes, but also style, cut, short, long, curly, straight. Is there an eye color you prefer? Black, tan or ivory skin? Heavy make up or light? Shoes and clothing that catch your eye. You get the idea.
Im a sucker for blondes, always have been. My other ideals- Height: 5'5'' - 5'9'' is good, I dont want some amazonian gargantuan or anything, but I dont want a midget that I can punt like a football either. Eyes: Who gives a shit? She could have no eyes for all I care. Body Type: No surf boards, no land beasts. I like a girl with a little curve to her, most guys do. A buddy of mine described his hideous girlfriend as "curvy" once. I got a good look at her and I had to seriously consider whether that girl would have fit through the Panama Canal. She was a troll and lived under a bridge, presumably feeding on the souls of children. Skin Color: Again, whatever. Ive dated all shades. A black chick with blonde hair is a little odd looking. Im really not into super white girls with zero color to them though. Overall: Im way more into tits than asses, so Id rather have a girl with a decent rack than a phat ass. Im bumping this shit anyway, fuck democracy.
Was at the nudie bar a couple weeks ago, tipping indiscriminately. My friend asked me what my type was. I told her I didn't really have one, I'm an equal opportunity pig. It's true, though, I generally don't have a type. Might be a cop out, but, God, I can't imagine having to choose. I've dated curvy/chubby and followed that up with a rail thin, moderately tall gal with the best B cups I ever saw. Right now I am seeing a girl with raven black, thick, curled hair. Her eyes are so brown they are almost shining black, you can see yourself in them, and her lips are naturally luscious; they look great around my tiny penis. She got booty, too. If I did have a unicorn? A tall, athletic girl. Like 6 feet. I'm 6'2". Almost never do I see a girl as tall as me. Finding a tall swimmer type who didn't look like a Michael Phelps orangutan with weird man-pecs would be pretty neat. I am a sucker for blue eyes. My first girlfriend had ice blue eyes and dyed her hair black. It was an intense combination. I also tend to like dark hair over blondes. Though, redheads drive me absolutely insane. Love thick hair; perfect for pulling. As far as style? More girls need to try the pixie cut. That looks hot as fuck to me. Deal breaker is hair way too long. Waist length. Keep your hippie shit. Clothing. Shit. I know 2 women who dress well. I'm seeing one, the other is too insecure with her weight to dress trashy, so she wears dresses. This whole hipster look makes my dick sad. Like, everyone is wearing cut off, high waisted shorts and those huge tank tops with the large arm holes up the side so you can see their bra. It's a fucking hideous, trashy look. I get it, it's 90 in April. But fuck can you at least buy shorts that aren't cut up mom jeans from 1986? This shit is pathetic. I like girls who know how to buy clothes that fit properly. Everyone dresses like white trash from the 80s. Oh, and tattoos are a huge turnoff. The girls with sleeves who are hot, are hot in spite of the blotchy mess of zombie and Strawberry Shortcake tats running up and down their arms and legs. Regardless of gender, neck and face tats are either for MS13 members or white trash tools trying way too hard. Guess which one you probably are, babe? Let me know how your alternative modeling career pans out. Until then, check on my Reuben, it's been 30 minutes since I ordered.
Ive noticed I am a sucker for waifish body styles, not some super thin runway model but more kind of dainty? Im short for a dude but dated a girl once what was a little shorter than me and thin. I remember wrapping my hand around her wrist once and was surprised at delicate it felt and seemed very feminine opposed to my large hand. She was built like Jenna Haze seem like on film. Sort of appreciating the fairer sex type thing. If I could go perfect bod type it be this plus a nice handful size set of tittays, huge melons would be a unicorn but a guy can hope. post ISeeZorro edit: The word I was looking for was petite, not waifish. The girl I lost my virginity to was a solid five or six inches taller than me. There was a while I really dug this and tried very hard to find them. Ultimately I drifted away from it as only going after one type is limiting and I wasn't having super success with them. It also made sex a bit harder mechanically and it is much easier to maneuver girls my size or shorter. My waif girl was fun to toss around being so light. As far as clothes I guess I like simple and feminine. Sun dresses and noodle strap tank tops. While the professional can be fun but it's not a full time type thing and I find laid back styles more appealing. Less is more with makeup. Hair and tats are cool if the girl pulls them off. I can dig a lot of body styles and if a girl is willing to fuck than Im down within reason.
I've only really noticed one pattern with what my "type" is. I lust after men with brown or black hair and some extra pounds who wear glasses and have an air of superiority. Despite this, I usually end up sleeping with skinny blonds who don't live up to their potential (well-read, but didn't finish college. Working a blue-collar job and know more about what is going on in the world than me.) I guess you would say that my "type" is intelligent.
For a long time, I thought that my type was petite athletic brunettes. Hell, I married one. But overall? No real type. Smart, funny. I tend to prefer cute to beautiful, nice ass over big boobs, hair cut depends on face shape and attitude. Someone said sun dresses. Girls that can pull off sun dresses are my kryptonite. Dark hair/light eyes is a great combo. Girls that can rock jeans and a ball cap are good as well. Actually, the Gone Girl definition of "cool girl". That's what I want.
Focus: I like lumberjacks. Big men, not overweight or too thin, with big shoulders and a beard. There is also a modern day Viking who comes into the place I work occasionally and he is one good looking man. He is Norwegian and has that hipster/European looking haircut, a very well groomed reddish beard, black rimmed glasses, and well cut collared shirts that are folded up his arms to reveal full tattoo sleeves. I don't even like tattoos that much but he pulls off the look magnificently. Props to him, he is fine as hell. I dislike accents. Most of the people I encounter with an accent are insufferable. I think down here foreign accents are exotic and make the ladies swoon, so people with accents get used to being treated a certain way. I am not charmed by you simply opening your mouth. Give me more personality and interesting conversation to earn my respect. You're just another dude. For the ladies, my ideal lady is Pan Grier. Gimmie gimmie. El husband has tried to nail down my "type" but just when he thinks he has me pinned down, somebody he thinks fits my type doesn't appeal to me. I will say that they are usually black and they usually have some ass to go around. I would probably definitely have sex with Pam Grier though. Even modern day Pam Grier. She is smokin'.
My type has been well laid out. Most of my friends can spot girls and immediately know I'm into them. Darker skin (Latina, Italian, Greek, Middle Eastern, etc...) Brunette/Black Eyes, I wouldn't say they are unimportant, but light or dark doesn't matter. Light green or blueish eyes in a perfect world with the above two traits, but thats unicorn shit. Athletic build. Could be long and lean, or thicker like a soccer player, doesn't matter as long as you're in shape and fitness is important to you T or A? Preferably both, as long as its proportional. Id rather have smaller of both than be top or bottom heavy. Style? Its all about being proud of your body and knowing how to rock it. If you're in great shape and you dress super conservatively? Its a turn off. I dated a girl in fantastic shape who wouldn't even wear a crop top to the beach or a music festival in the summer cause it was "trashy". She'd wear skin tight cocktail dresses but then tsk tsk at anyone showing too much skin. Im open minded. Its almost summer, Ive seen girls kill in crop tops, in sundresses, in hipster gear, in bohemian sort of flowy numbers. Doesn't matter as long as you're confident in your body and your overall swag. Except for high wasted shorts, fuck yall with that nonense. Wearing a shirt that goes barely 4-6 inches past your chest...yet a tiny sliver of midsection is shown cause your shorts are from the Brady Bunch. LOVE tattoos and piercings. Half-sleeves drive me bonkers. Not into neck tats and some terrible out of place leg tats, but otherwise, game on. I still have a thing for belly button piercings, fuck anyone and everyone who tries to tell me I'm too old to enjoy that noise. Oh, and hoop nose rings all damn day. Also really into shoes. Not aggressive "I spent $500 on these Louboutins", but a cool pair of kicks catches my eye and gets my respect. Unfortunately opening with that sometimes sends the wrong message...
Is she willing to fuck me? If the answer to that is yes then that's my type. Tall, short, skinny, fat it didn't matter to me, if your fun to drink with and willing to bang me then the rest of the shit either doesn't matter or can be worked out. Now I will say that in terms of feel, black women's asses are the best. They just are perfect. I really wish I had dated more black women in college.
My likes: Tall, over 5'9 (I'm 6'2" so a tall girl is awesome), thin but not creepy "can see her rib cage" thin, blue eyes and a nice ass (I'm not a boob man, I prefer a nice ass). My wife hits all those marks. The one thing I've always loved that my wife isn't, though, is redheads. Can't explain it, maybe I'm attracted to a lack of a soul, but true redheads are an automatic +3 for me in looks. I have zero logical explanation for this. My wife knows this and has offered to dye her hair, but it wouldn't be the same.
God yes, black hair + blue eyes = holy fuck yes. Katy knows what she's doing with that combo. I'm also hugely attracted to redheads, particularly daywalkers. I used to know a woman whom I wasn't really attracted to, but then she dyed her hair red and I think I was fucking her within a week.
Close, but not really. This guy doesn't have the right facial hair. I like stubble, but I can't get into full beards.
Redheads. They are my weakness. My wife knows this and like D26's old lady has offered to dye her hair red for me. Pass. It isn't the same. It is the combination of pale skin, hidden freckles, eye color and the hair that does it. Also I have never met a 100% sane redhead. This leads to surprising bedroom antics. Putting that to the side, my wife has the sexiest shape to her eyes. I noticed that before I noticed the color of them. Something about them draws you in. And then when she turned around the ass and thighs kept me interested.