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Does that say what I think it does?THE CRAZY HEADLINE THREAD

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    Attractive girls in bikinis, running around the world, smuggling drugs. If only they had done something that Hollywood would be interested in purchasing the movie rights, after Harper-Collins buys the book rights, then they could make some real money. I don't think they were stupid, I think they did it on purpose. How much money would it take for you to trade that for a little prison time?
     
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    Taking The Simpsons much to literally:

    A woman that weighs 700 lbs with a goal of 1000lbs.

    “The plan is to reach 1,000 pounds and become immobile. I would feel like a queen because Sid would be waiting on me hand and foot and he’s excited about it too.

    “It’s a sexual fantasy for us and we talk about it a lot. He already has to help me get off the sofa and get me out of bed.

    “If I lay down after a big dinner he has to help me roll over because my belly is too full for me to roll — it’s a big turn-on for both of us.”

    http://www.foxnews.com/health/2016/...-dream-is-to-become-worlds-fattest-woman.html
     
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    Homer Simpson designed a car that looked like this:


    the-homer-inline4.jpg

    Well....Cosmo decided to try their hand at designing a car for women.

    "The vehicle's "exclusive design and thoughtful feminine touches" -- which are the culmination of two years of collaborative research and development -- make it perfect for "impromptu karaoke performances, last-minute wardrobe changes, dramatic gossip sessions and emergency lunch-hour kips," according to the duo."

    http://www.cnn.com/2016/09/22/autos/cosmopolitan-seat-car/index.html
     
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    Ohio woman accused of soliciting sex for nachos

    So, this chick from Beaver Township found herself texting an undercover cop on Backpages.com* - and things did not go well.

    "She told the undercover cop she would provide a sex act for $60 and nachos"

    "Police said Hotlosz was very adamant about getting the nachos. She asked the officer for them at least four times.
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    I don't know the going rates for "sex acts" - I have no idea if $60 gets you a BJ or anal - but I'm pretty curious about these nachos. Is that drug slang? Did someone actually watch Better Call Saul? Or did she just want some Nachos Bell Grande after her $60 sex act was over?

    *I've never been to Backages - I can't decide if I'm curious enough to check it out or...fuck it, I have zero self control...


    Edited because, well, I didn't take my meds today and my OCD is winning the line spacing war.

     
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