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Does that say what I think it does?THE CRAZY HEADLINE THREAD

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    With all that drooling and moaning, how can he not?
     
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    Yeah, no way that was cement, or he'd have huge burns... it was a patching compound. But still... I say just grab a big fucking hammer, and take a huge swing... physics says the compound will shatter leaving his head unscathed.

    They should have tried it... for science and the betterment of society.
     
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    I love it when news journalists write funny sentences.

    "MOSES LAKE, Wash. - About 11:30 p.m. Wednesday night, Moses Lake Police Officers responded to a report of a stolen 2007 Hyundai. They contacted the owner, who said he had given an unknown suspect a ride from Spokane. In return, the passenger injected him with heroin. The vehicle owner passed out and his car was stolen while he took a heroin nap."

    "The driver, 31-year-old Kenny Major, stopped the car in the middle of the road and moved to the passenger seat. According to Moses Lake Police Department's Facebook page, Major apparently forgot that he was the only one in the car and there was no one for him to switch seats with.

    The officer ordered Major from the car, who complied for a few moments before taking off running from a very fast officer."
     
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    There's all sorts of news stories today about the Florida guy who was attacked by a bear in his yard.

    But...when you read a Chicago TV station's take on the story...well....

    Bear Attacks Packers Fan in Florida
     
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