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Does that say what I think it does?THE CRAZY HEADLINE THREAD

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  1. shegirl

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    New thread for posting up crazy ass headlines. Throw them up, include the real back story, weave your own backstory or comment.

    This is not a thread for serious shit people so all of the normal rules for the board apply. Offenders have to hand wash all of the female mods panties, for a month. Wait a second for you pervs that's not punishment. Ok, any female offenders have to do that, any males have to wash the male mods tidey whities. Better.
     
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    Consider it to be the TiB version (rip-off?) of /r/nottheonion
     
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    What's Wrong with Black Jesus?

    It just made me laugh. Appropriately enough, it's on Adult Swim and groups are up in arms about it. But seriously, who wouldn't find that headline amusing? Sorry CJ.
     
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    The actual story is that the city wants to build an apartment complex that would overlook the nude beach. People who attend this beach are not happy that people in the building will see them nude.
     
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    Re: Does that say what I think it does?THE CRAZY HEADLINE TH

    i love the lucky country. an oldie but a goodie.
     

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    Re: Does that say what I think it does?THE CRAZY HEADLINE TH

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    Re: Does that say what I think it does?THE CRAZY HEADLINE TH

    Windsor man charged with smuggling 51 turtles in his sweatpants

    From the article:
     
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    Re: Does that say what I think it does?THE CRAZY HEADLINE TH

    Proudly from my hometown paper:
     

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    Re: Does that say what I think it does?THE CRAZY HEADLINE TH

    Ahhhh the NT News, the most reliable newspaper for all your crocodile related needs.

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    But then they outdid themselves by breaking the story of a man who decided to stick a fire cracker in his backside. They had the story explaining what happened, the story following up on the punishment for setting off a firework at that time of year, and then the expose where he explained all -

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    Apparently his mates from Queensland were visiting, and he just wanted to show them a good time.
     
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    Re: Does that say what I think it does?THE CRAZY HEADLINE TH

    When Michael Foot was put in charge of the nuclear disarmament committee, the cheeky bastard at the Times ran the headline:

    "Foot Heads Arms Body"

    For realz.
     
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    What IS it with this paper?.....
     

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    Re: Does that say what I think it does?THE CRAZY HEADLINE TH

    You haven't heard the weird part yet...
     

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