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Does size matter?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Dcc001, Aug 15, 2010.

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  1. Superfantastic

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    I always considered shaving (any body parts, not just the fun ones) to be our way of going with, or even speeding up, evolution. One of the many, wonderful things our big brains have given us is the ability to adapt to environments without fur, which is why, I assume, we shed it in the womb. By shaving lots we are trying to be the most human we can be.

    So basically, what I'm saying is, if a chick doesn't shave, she's a filthy animal.
     
  2. RoosterCogburn

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    Re: pubic hair, I don't see any reason for humans to have it in the first place. My underwear keeps my junk plenty warm and content. I use one of those small electric groomers and usually keep a thin landing strip, because going totally bald feels weird. I also remove my happy trail, only below the belly button though. I have a decently hairy chest/stomach and it just looks weird with trimmed pubes.

    I consider vagina to be an essential food group. That said, I'm a bit squeamish about grilling some 70's box; mainly I feel like the hair is getting in the way, but to a certain degree I just don't like it. It's the same reason I don't lick my own legs. Anyway, the girl I've been with the last month or two goes for the untamed look. I don't especially care, other than rubbing my dick slightly raw when we go too many times in a night it doesn't make a difference to me for sex. It does, however, make a difference for oral. Normally I'd be chowing down every time I saw her, but on account of my slight hair aversion it's less frequent (that's not to say I don't still get her off every time).

    Which brings me to my question: is it okay to suggest a change of pubic hairstyle to your partner and if so, what's the best way to broach the subject? Normally I'm very open when talking about sex, but "Hey, ever thought about getting a Brazilian?" just seems like too much.
     
  3. Maltob14

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    Some people go for that.
     
  4. Dmix3

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    Yup, some even want them to keep the change...

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  5. Politik

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    Just stop being a pussy and tell her that a Peruvian jungle of pubic hair makes you gag. I've told girlfriends I wouldn't go down on them unless they shaved and it's never been a problem.
     
  6. shegirl

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    I would just ask her to try a bikini wax. Simple. She'll say it hurts which yes it does but only for a second, like pulling off a band aid, really. Once she does it I'm willing to bet she vows to never go back to her old ways, I did. The more you do it the less painful it is and as mentioned the hair begins to not grow back near as thick. She should talk to her GF's though and get a recommendation from one of them, she needs a good one.

    Having a Brazillian the first time is asking for her to never try again. Baby steps.
     
  7. Nick

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    I prefer the tooth-fairy approach, which is where you shave her bald while she is sleeping and leave a quarter under the pillow. She will never know it was you.
     
  8. Danger Boy

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    Nope. Men would spend most of their time talking about the "good old days" when women didn't insist on sporting a giant fucking Wookie-beav.
    Seriously, if you're a single woman with a big ol' hairy bush, guess what happens after you hook up with a guy? The first thing he does is calls his buddies and tells them about your disgusting pube forest. Especially if he already knew you before he fucked you.

    The more you know.
     
  9. Nettdata

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    Nah. We'd go back to the good old days where women did what the fuck they were told.
     
  10. Angel_1756

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    I knew a guy in school who LOVED the full 70's porn bush. The bushier the better. We almost hooked up once until he found out that I kept it bald. He said the thought made him limp.

    In hindsight, I think this was probably a good thing for me.
     
  11. Sam N

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    I once walked into a friend's bedroom with a girl ready to bone, and there was a drunk girl passed out naked on his bed with her legs spread wide open. Yeah, she had one of the biggest bushes I've ever seen. After a muffled fit of laughter, the girl I was with threw a blanket over her and we smooshed on the floor.

    First thing my friend said to me the next day when I told him I sexed in there was, "Holy shit, did you see that chick's bush? I felt gross afterwards and went and slept in [other friend's] room."

    Every time I saw her after that I would make funny little references to bushes, such as, "Man, it's hot as a jungle in here." Hil-arious.

    Focus: I prefer them neatly trimmed. And I have a monstrous cock.
     
  12. Dcc001

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    If anyone could go back and point out where I said I personally don't groom, then I'll post a picture in the boobie thread. My point, jackals, is that all this criticism about how much or how little hair a woman should/should not have and what your standards are is a little bit laughable. If the chick was hot and you really liked her and then you got her naked, provided hygiene wasn't an issue, I don't think most guys would turn it down.
     
  13. Politik

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    Your posts in this thread have been mind-bogglingly stupid and obvious (and I don't consider myself very smart at all). NO SHIT WE WOULD FUCK A HOT GIRL DESPITE HER BUSH! Smart guys fuck stupid girls all the time despite how unattractive stupidity can be and vice versa for women. Acting like you've made some big discovery here is why people responded to you with hostility, durrrrrrrrr.
     
  14. BL1Y

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    Women have been removing hair through sugaring since about 2000 BC. I think if all the women decided they were going to go furry, pretty soon a lot of mediocre looking women would realize they'd be the hot shit if they shaved, and then the hotter women would have to shave to keep up, and so on and so forth. You just can't keep a cartel that big and diverse.
     
  15. Dcc001

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    Thank you for pointing out why posting stupidly generates hostility. I bow to your obvious expertise.
     
  16. shegirl

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    Enough. Back on topic.
     
  17. Nettdata

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    SheGirl obviously has the biggest dick of all of us.
     
  18. shegirl

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    That's right. Coke can baby. Don't be jealous. Want a pic?
     
  19. Nettdata

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    The video was plenty, thanks though.
     
  20. Senna Vs. Prost

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    I recently upgraded from an Dassault Falcon to a G550 for this very reason.
     
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