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Do you want to split a Toblerone? Yeah...I think I do.

Discussion in 'Pop Culture Board' started by scotchcrotch, Jul 3, 2010.

  1. scotchcrotch

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    My wife went to a New Kids on the Block reunion concert the other day, I felt sorry for her.

    Color Me Badd was a superior boy band in every way. Not only were they slightly older than all other boy bands, their lyrics explicitly stated what I wanted to do to my girl at the time.

    I'm surprised they didn't have a hit song "I'll fuck you in the ass".



    Focus Boy Bands
     
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    When I was single and I'd meet a new woman, if I found out that she was still a New Kids on the Block fan, I would take that as a very clear sign that I should call it a day and stay away from her. A 30-year-old woman who still adores the New Kids on the Block is the same kind of 30-year-old woman who is enthralled by the Twilight books and movies.

    Pass.
     
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    I got linked to a "best of the late 90s" compilation on youtube. How boybands exist, and can pass for music is beyond me. I understand marketability but don't these guys, and their producers, have no shame?

     
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    I don't know whether they count, but when I was 13 years old, I used to watch a television show featuring the S Club 7. Now, I would immediately change the channel whenever they started singing, but goddamn were their four British women hot. All in their early twenties, with their weird accents, cheerful on-camera personalities, and obvious lack of talent.

    <a class="postlink" href="http://images.absolutenow.com/poster/S_Club_7/10039446.jpg" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://images.absolutenow.com/poster/S_ ... 039446.jpg</a>

    <a class="postlink" href="http://img113.imageshack.us/img113/6173/Rachel-Stevens_NightAndDay031130-02-GS.jpg" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://img113.imageshack.us/img113/6173 ... -02-GS.jpg</a>
     
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    Like a hot version of the Spice Girls.
     
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    Ex-CU-se me? Are you saying that this:



    isn't, like, the hottest, toughest thing you've ever seen? It's not about bein' soft, it's about bein' smaaaaht...SUCKAS!

    In all seriousness, I never saw the attraction. It's a testament to just how insubstantial and talentless all these "bands" really are that their songs never get replayed on radio or music television. They were of the moment and disposable, and once their fan base cleared puberty they were forgotten.

    EDIT: Here's a deep question: why is one of them washing his dog in junkyard bathtub, while all the rest are in some kind of gang war at the subway station?
     
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    Well... I didn't watch the video, but... Yes. Yes, I'm saying that it is not the hottest, toughest thing that I have ever seen.
     
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    Well, clearly you need some education. Here's another ear-bleeding gem:



    Just think...one of those guys was fucking Jessica Simpson, back when she looked like this.
     
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    New Edition was the 80s version of the Jackson 5.

    My 6th grade year, our class went on a week long trip to Land Between the Lakes and stayed in cabins. One night, one of the boy cabins decided to serenade our girl cabin with a New Edition song, and then my cabin returned the favor with a serenade to them of another New Edition song. They were probably hoping we'd return the favor with sex. For all I know, someone did.

     
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    I have the worst one of all: B4-4, a Canadian boy band from the late 90's. They are without a doubt the scariest/creepiest looking douchebags on the entire planet. This song it so sugary and soul-free it will make you want to kill your entire family. WORST. EVER. This video is now going viral because of its accidental hilarity. You simply cannot top this. Don't say I didn't warn you...

     
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