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Dixiebandit caption contest

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by dixiebandit69, Jan 21, 2017.

  1. dixiebandit69

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    We haven't had a good caption contest around here for a while. Have at it.



    Dixiebandit - Cop car.jpg


    I'll go first: "Ma'am, if you want to get out of this ticket, you're going to have to show me your labia."
     
    #1 dixiebandit69, Jan 21, 2017
  2. Juice

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    Police in Trump's America.
     
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    "That's just great Elwood, the day I get out of prison, my own brother picks me up in a police car."
     
    #3 katokoch, Jan 22, 2017
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    "With a new Sheriff in town, Texas now mandates every driver must blow a 0.08 or higher in order to continue on the road."
     
    #4 Revengeofthenerds, Jan 22, 2017
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    "Local Felon attempted to steal a pursuit vehicle, was foiled by the ignition lock breathalyzer"
     
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    "After professing his love for pubic hair, Rabbit didn't find it funny when Farva showed him his dick."
     
    #6 Revengeofthenerds, Jan 22, 2017
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    "You have the right to remain hairy"
     
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    You know you're in Texas when even the police cruisers have Mossy Oak steering wheel covers.
     
    #8 Revengeofthenerds, Jan 22, 2017
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    The Cowboys are still number one.
     
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