This weekend I begrudgingly attended a church festival with a friend of mine whom is a devout Catholic. I thought this thing was going to suck a dick. If there is one thing I hate it is religion and if there are two things I hate, the second one is hordes of people. However, I had a blast at this. You know why? Apparently Catholic church festivals have.... Spoiler GAMBLING! Like full fledged casinos, with cash poker games and black jack and stuff I walked out $130 and one cake (cake walks rule) richer. I had the time of my life. They also had two dollar beers. I'm looking for more of these festivals to attend for future weekends. I was only reprimanded for saying God Damnit twice. I feel like I did a good job. FOCUS: A time when you thought a situation was going to suck a fat cock, and it turned out to rock!