Is it just me or does it seem that between John Mayer and Wilmer Valderwhateverthefuck they've fucked every unmarried chick in hollywood?
I think most guys, unless there is a realistic fear their dick may be permanently damaged, would tough it out. That or flip the bedazzled beauty over... Has anyone you ever 'scraped' told you to just stop? Focus-I love the idea. Maybe it's the deviant strip club regular suppressed inside me, but the more sparkly shiny things on or around the vagina, the better. The dangly belly button rings, clit rings, glitter, those chain belts with no pants, I love all that stuff.
Have you read the FAQ about it? Q. “Can you use this solution on other body parts”? A. Yes, this can be used on the nipples and men’s genitals. Lemme tell ya, if there's anything I've ever wanted, it's a bright pink cock set on a background of bright pink balls. It's right up there with the blinding pain that would be associated with fucking a vagina with artificial teeth. Ever fucked a chick with one of those rubber clit piercings? Ever gone in at the wrong angle and pulled your foreskin so far back you just about cried like a little girl during sex? Well, at least I didn't bleed.
Am I the only one who thought of everyone's favorite sparkly vampires when they read this? Personally, glitter or something would be fine, I probably wouldn't feel one way or the other about it, except maybe to laugh at the kind of person who would put glitter on their genitals. But actual crystals, like a bedazzled cell phone... I wouldn't fuck that if jigsaw was making me.
I would absolutely dye my dick some weird color. For special occasions of course, but I wouldn't hesitate a second on that shit. First dates especially. I think it would show my wonderful sense of humor to pull out a neon green hard on.
When I'm single I have enough trouble getting laid as is. The last thing I need is a neon green dick that might just glow in the dark.
Has anyone else noticed that twice as many people would prefer their giners with teeth as to untrimmed? Wow.
For a normal girl to do this with the intention of spicing up the sex with her significant other would be completely retarded. On the other hand, as a red blooded American male I love strip clubs, especially the fully nude type. Since I won't be ramming El Capitan into any of those soulless creatures I would love to see them spruce it up a bit.
I would think that the bedazzling portion would not be on the lips themselves, but on the top portion. It's the only thing that makes sense. In my mind, after a couple of minutes of bedazzling JLH began to get hot and steamy as did her bedazzling friend and things got a little crazy. And by crazy, I mean a lot of vagina licking and finger banging.
When I was 18, I taped some googly eyes above my shaft and drew a nose and hair. I told my gf she had a date with Gerard Depardeu.
I prefer 'trimmed' because I hate to be reminded of my days, er, my friend's days, yeah, that's it, as a child molester. If it wasn't on the lips, I don't care if it's decorated with glitter, sequins, fuck, I don't care if she has Christmas ornaments hanging from her bush as long as I can get my dick in there. Now that I think of it, a 'reverse Christmas tree' look would be interesting. But the balls would then hang under her vag. Eww. I need serious help.