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Damn that! I can ride my bike with no handlebars!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by McSmallstuff, Mar 6, 2011.

  1. Nitwit

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    Fixed.

    Not only do I use diesel, but I frequently pull a 34 ft. gooseneck behind me and weigh between 17 and 22 thousand pounds doing it.

    Fuck that 2nd swipe and fuck these prices too.
     
  2. Juice

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    Gas is now $4.19 / gallon in Connecticut. Fuck my life.
     
  3. PewPewPow

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    <3 this car

    It costs me somewhere between $25 and $35 to fill up depending on how gas prices fluctuate, and I can get roughly 350 miles per tank.
     
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    When I first got my license, my dad would give me $5 and tell me to go put gas in his car. I was able to buy a tin of Copenhagen for 75 cents and still fill up the tank enough to make it look like I put all $5 in the tank.
     
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    Sweet. If they could make one that doesn't make me look like I chug dick for sport, I might buy one.

    Are those 4" wheels on that thang? Shit is tight, son!
     
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    Do the wheels come off of that thing? I heard that was a known issue with those.
     
  7. Danger Boy

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    I heard it'll do 0-60 in about 4 minutes, but you have to turn the radio down to reach freeway speeds.
     
  8. scotchcrotch

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    Pfft amateurs.


    This is how I roll
     

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    Thats how you're supposed to roll, 1 tire on ground means a quarter of fuel used.

    Because thats how it works.
     
  10. PewPewPow

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    14" thank you very much. When I lived in Texas I toyed with the idea of lifting it and putting off-road tires on it to poke fun at all the hicks with their lifted trucks. Unfortunately I'm not enough of a hipster to be that ironic

    I've had no issues maintenance-wise so far, from what I understand Honda makes reliable cars.


    The reason my fuel efficiency is so great is because I can harvest the tears of SUV drivers at gas stations, who knew rage-fueled tears were so combustible?


    In the spirit of comedy...
     
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  11. Stealth

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    Melbourne (Australia) petrol prices are hovering at around $1.40 (AU) per litre from a peak of about $1.50

    I have pumped up my car tyres to 40 psi (for less rolling resistance), carry the minimum amount of stuff on the trunk (minimising weight) and have been generally driving my car more smoothly.
    My fuel comsumption has dropped down from an average of 11.5 litres/100 klms to about 10.9 litres/100 klms.

    Not a bad effort I think.

    A cousin of mine is so fucking cheap and tight with his money that he has converted his car to run on LPG (Liquefied petroleum gas) which sells in Melbourne for 65 cents a litre and then also adds $5.01 in petrol (that his car starts on before switching over to lpg) , the 0.01 gets rounded down , so in his mind he gets 1 cent of petrol "for free".