Adult Content Warning

This community may contain adult content that is not suitable for minors. By closing this dialog box or continuing to navigate this site, you certify that you are 18 years of age and consent to view adult content.

Dakota Fanning is 18... God, I feel old.

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by TJMax, Feb 22, 2012.

  1. Renholder

    Renholder
    Expand Collapse
    Experienced Idiot

    Reputation:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    231
    Every time someone hands me their ID and their DOB is 1990 or 1991, and I can legally serve them. I remember when I only looked for a "99" in the year and serving them if there wasn't. Ever single time, I still think to myself when I get a 1991 "haha, I love rejecting punk kids..... wait, aaaaawwww."

    Also, at 26 years old myself, I feel like I'm about to cross the threshold of whether or not it's socially acceptable to fuck an 18 year old. I've definitely crossed the line for dating one.
     
  2. Renholder

    Renholder
    Expand Collapse
    Experienced Idiot

    Reputation:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    231
    I'm always looking for way to make my sister feel old every birthday. At 25, it was "wow.... you need a second box of candles for your cake?". At 32 it was this on her facebook wall: http://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/filestorage/happy-sweet-sixteen-birthday-ecard-someecards.jpg

    And it looks like this year I get to remind her that The Little Mermaid, her favorite childhood movie, came out closer to the moon landing than to present day.

     
  3. $100T2

    $100T2
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    108
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    1,966
    I will turn 40 in December.

    I still play vball and basketball with the mid-20s crowd, and I still more than hold my own.

    The difference between my mid-20s and now?

    I used to be able to show up, play for 4 hours, go home, shower, go out to eat/drink with my buddies.

    Now, I have to show up, warm up, stretch, warm up more, take it easy the first game, play for 2 hours, cool down, go home, take a super hot shower, 4 motrin, and pray that Tonka and the kids don't decide it's "Let's tackle Dad!" night.
     
  4. lhprop1

    lhprop1
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    1
    Joined:
    Oct 21, 2009
    Messages:
    1,164
    Only one more season until I can look down at an 18 year old rookie and say "I've been playing A-side rugby longer than you've been alive."
     
  5. Kubla Kahn

    Kubla Kahn
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    711
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    11,298
    Quick, people 21 or under, without using internet searching tell us who Davey Jones was. GO!
     
  6. Crazy Wolf

    Crazy Wolf
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    11
    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2009
    Messages:
    548
    Of The Monkees? Or were you referring to the owner of the locker at the bottom of the sea?
     
  7. rachiii

    rachiii
    Expand Collapse
    Disturbed

    Reputation:
    0
    Joined:
    Nov 4, 2009
    Messages:
    287
    You mean Davy Jones of the Monkees?
     
  8. lhprop1

    lhprop1
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    1
    Joined:
    Oct 21, 2009
    Messages:
    1,164
    Did anyone have him in their death pool?
     
  9. Rush-O-Matic

    Rush-O-Matic
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    1,309
    Joined:
    Nov 11, 2009
    Messages:
    12,148
    Michael Nesmith?
     
  10. Puffman

    Puffman
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    147
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    1,462
    Location:
    Central California
    Davy Jones died and I am probably the only one on this board who not only watched the Monkees on first run prime time in the 60s, but also they were the first records I ever bought.

    Umm, yeah records, they are made of vinyl, spin on a record player, you have to put a needle on them to play. Ahh forget it.
     
  11. Frank

    Frank
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    6
    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2009
    Messages:
    3,351
    Location:
    Connecticut
    How did you get that stuff on your iphone back then?
     
  12. MoreCowbell

    MoreCowbell
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    14
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    4,185
    The villain in the second Pirates of the Caribbean movie. Duh.
     
  13. ghettoastronaut

    ghettoastronaut
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    70
    Joined:
    Oct 22, 2009
    Messages:
    4,917
    Apparently Justin Bieber is turning 18 today. Holy god, he was born three years after my little sister.
     
  14. lust4life

    lust4life
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    2,562
    Location:
    Deepinthehearta, TX
    David Bowie. He had to change his name because a diminutive heart throb was way more popular than him at the time.
     
  15. TJMax

    TJMax
    Expand Collapse
    Disturbed

    Reputation:
    52
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    471
    Location:
    North Las Vegas
    Here's something else to make some of us feel old: The following albums are twenty years old this year. I arranged the more well known ones first, followed by stuff that only dweebs like me would give a crap about. For perspective, in 1992 the following albums were 20 years old: Black Sabbath's Vol 4, Elf's first album (Dio singing country rock), and Led Zeppelin IV.

    Alice in Chains--Dirt
    Megadeth--Countdown to Extinction
    Pantera--Vulgar Display of Power
    Black Sabbath--Dehumanizer
    Body Count--S/T
    Dream Theater--Images and Words
    Fear Factory--Soul of a New Machine
    Iron Maiden--Fear of the Dark
    Ministry--Psalm 69
    Kiss--Revenge
    Stone Temple Pilots--Core
    WASP--The Crimson Idol
    Cannibal Corpse--Tomb of the Mutilated (Best. Lyrics. Ever.)

    Amoprhis--The Karelian Isthmus
    Candlemass--Chapter VI
    Extreme--III Sides to Every Story
    Flotsam and Jetsam--Cuatro
    Kyuss--Blues for the Red Sun
    Manowar--The Triumph of Steel
    Mercyful Fate--Return of the Vampire
    My Dying Bride--Turn Loose the Swans
    Obituary--The End Complete
    Paradise Lost--Shades of God
    Psychotic Waltz--Into the Everflow
    Spinal Tap--Break Like the Wind
    Testament--The Ritual
    Wildside--Under the Influence