Man orders prostitute, daughter arrives Focus: Getting caught by parents or close friends doing something fucked up. It doesn't have to be "Got caught with peanut butter and the dog" or "Got caught pleasuring myself with the potted ficus in the basement," but there's probably some hilarious stories out there. Do your family and friends still give you shit for it? Alt-Focus: Have you caught your family / friends doing something that made you say, "I didn't want to know" and weep at the fact that you will never be able to erase that knowledge from your mind? Anti-Focus: The above, except you somehow managed NOT to get caught or explained it away. No, Dad, I have no idea why Naughtyzoo.com is so prevalent in the Internet history. How did you avoid becoming "that guy" at drunk family get-togethers?