Within the last couple of days, one of our board members, who is middle(?) aged, single, and financially pretty comfortable, placed an order for a boner-inducing piece of precision German engineering; a 2012 Porsche Turbo Cabriolet. One of the first reps he got was along the lines of "nice midlife crisis". While I do not for a second consider that purchase anything even remotely resembling a mid-life crisis, I know some people do go through them. (Let's face it, if you were single, and could afford one, why the fuck WOULDN'T YOU buy a fun car?) FOCUS: Tell us about you or anyone you know that has gone through a mid-life crisis. ALT-FOCUS: What would you do if you had a mid-life crisis?