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Crazy Parents, amirite?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Rush-O-Matic, Jan 31, 2018.

  1. bewildered

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    Deeply satisfied pooper

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    Yes, from a few weeks ago. She asked me if I wanted to see her "Barbie boobies" and my response was to dart my eyes around and go uhhhhhh.....

    So now that's over with.

    The drugs from the shoulder surgery are helping the situation.
     
  2. Nettdata

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    What's the over/under on the number of PM's you've had from Rush?
     
  3. Rush-O-Matic

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    Hey now. I'm a giver. I wouldn't PM her for that. I'd insist they be posted here.
    So, when you say 'over with' . . .

    I don't know why your response wasn't "No, but I know someone who does." I'm hurt.
     
  4. bewildered

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    Rush, I am so sorry. In the future I will be sure to be less selfish. My poor addled brain was searching for any reasonable excuse not to but she was way too excited to show me and it seems like it would be insulting if I said no. She was pretty proud of them. I am quite sure if it were more socially acceptable to do so that they would all be uploaded to her Facebook page.

    Also, I just changed my mind about the pain meds. I am puking from the Percocets. F this noise.
     
  5. Revengeofthenerds

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    When it's a mother-in-law it's awkward and kinda funny.

    Let's turn that around. What if a father-in-law tried to show his daughter's husband his dick pics?

    That's how motherfuckers get shot.