So after a pretty wild weekend, we decide to keep it low key today and grill at my girlfriends house. It is me, my girlfriend, 3 coworkers, 4 friends, both my roommates, and her roomie and boy friend. That makes roughly 11 people, because not everyone was there the whole time and some left earlier. I should also note that one of my room mates is an Iraq vet, so today meant a lot for him. I should also note that I was on a 4 day binge and didn't want to take shit from anyone. A few hours into our boozing and grilling, my girls neighbor pops out and stares for a few moments until I notice her and let my girlfriend know. Turns out apparently her nephew died 2 weeks ago in Iraq. We express our sorrows, let her know the guy grilling our food was in the marines, and if she needs us to be be quieter to let us know. She was definitely more drunk than any of us. Quick back ground story: girlrfriend rents a really nice rehabbed place between 2 multimillion dollar single family homes. One neighbor is cool and keeps to himself and the other family is pretty dysfunctional; husband rarely home, untrained dogs, shitty kids, and unemployed alcoholic wife. Anyways, after her strange personal story, she then opens the window and starts yelling "shut up". At first, we figured she meant the dog, but turns out she was yelling at us. About an hour later, she came out and apologized for yelling. We keep drinking, eating, and being merry. Periodically, she pops out and makes small talk. At this point, she is either very drunk or took some happy pills chased with wine. Her next argument is that her kids have school in the morning. It's 8:30, and the music has been off for 2 hours now. Also, as i said, she lives in a solid brick and concrete multimillion dollar single family home. 4 floors, at least, double pane windows, the works. Yet 6 people quietly chatting outside with no music bothers her. Here, we decide it's better to ignore her since she is either really drunk, insane, bipolar, or a mix of those. She does not take kindly to this, calls us "imbecile renters" and calls my girlfriend a "common whore". I wanted to go off on her, I really did, but at this point the cops had been called on her crazy ass. I told her that at least when we day drink, we don't do it alone, and that she should go inside because she is embarrassing herself and her family. She did not take kindly to this, or my under the breath comment of being bipolar and that we work for our rent money while her absentee husband buys all her shit and she doesn't lift a damn finger. Really long story slightly shorter, cops were on our side, she already had a mug shot and criminal record (PI is my guess, police would not tell us), and I told my girlfriend to keep that knife and mace I got her close. If this woman flips her bitch switch in my presence again, I will fucking lose it. I will make sure her children know she's a pathetic failure, advise her husband to leave her crazy ass, and go above and beyond to make her sad life even more miserable. I'm thinking of signing her up to receive complimentary AA literature, all sorts of religious pamphlets, and anything else that doesn't require a credit card. In short, fuck her. Focus: shitty neighbors, let's hear the stories. Alt focus: revenge upon said shitty neighbors...how did you execute it without doing something that will get you jail time?