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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by downndirty, Feb 17, 2010.

  1. downndirty

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    Inspired by this: <a class="postlink" href="http://coolmaterial.com/roundup/if-men-wrote-womens-magazines/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://coolmaterial.com/roundup/if-men- ... magazines/</a>

    To me, that appears lame and watered-down. We can do better.

    FOCUS: What would women's magazines look like if TiB wrote them?
    Alt Focus: make fun of women's magazines.
     
    #1 downndirty, Feb 17, 2010
  2. effinshenanigans

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    If Nettdata wrote a women's magazine, it would be a one-sided page with "Need a Man? Show Your Boobs!" on it. Perhaps he would use a fancy font. I find that monotype corsiva really makes the bras fly off.
     
    #2 effinshenanigans, Feb 18, 2010
  3. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    TiB Magazine? Lord have mercy:

    "It turns out 50% of men have gay thoughts about celebrities"
     
    #3 Crown Royal, Feb 18, 2010
  4. Rob4Broncos

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    "Looking to take someone's breath away and make love with them? LOOK NO FURTHER!"

    Sheesh, we have PR to think about. Fuckin' weirdo.
     
    #4 Rob4Broncos, Feb 18, 2010
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    "Top ten ways to seek validation from strangers on the internet."

    "The Hairbrush Chronicles: An expose on fetishes for inanimate objects."
     
    #5 Bourbondownthehouse, Feb 18, 2010
  6. Indiana

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    "Top ten hospitals for liver transplants" (pg. 10)

    "Exclusive interview with 'Lovely Barbie': How YOU can walk the fine line between modeling and full on pornography" (pg. 37)

    "2,387 sexual favors to bribe your boss after he finds out how much time you spend on this messageboard" (pg 69)

    "This month's health risk: Typing with one hand. How ambidextrous activity can eliminate your carpals tunnel forever!" (pg 101)

    "SHEGIRL’S TITS!!!" (Centerfold)
     
    #6 Indiana, Feb 18, 2010
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    Wondering how many drinks it takes to post funny pictures of yourself?
     
    #7 Currer Bell, Feb 18, 2010
  8. shegirl

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    All fixed.

    See above.
     
    #8 shegirl, Feb 18, 2010
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    Anal: It Feels Good, Promise!

    Permutations thereof:

    Anal: It Won't Hurt, Promise!

    Anal: How To Make It Not Hurt

    Anal: It Won't Be Like Last Time

    Anal: Why His Small Penis Is A Good Thing

    As a side note: no magazine written for women by men would ever have an article entitled The Lost Art of the Handjob. Perhaps a lost art of using your hands and mouth together job, but no hands alone.
     
    #9 ghettoastronaut, Feb 18, 2010
  10. Misanthropic

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    We need to move on this golden opportunity
     

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  11. Misanthropic

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    Take that Sports Illustrated
     

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  12. Rob4Broncos

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    Have some fucking decency! Think of the children in the supermarket checkouts!



    Just kidding. Children aren't real people.
     

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  13. Misanthropic

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    I'm getting the hang of this
     

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  14. shegirl

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    Dude, you'd better watch the fuck out when you get home tonight. I'll be waiting behind the bushes, with a shovel and a garbage bag.
     
    #14 shegirl, Feb 18, 2010
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    Mocking? How could you mistake giving the people what they want for mocking?

    But if you are coming, bring a pizza, a six pack, and your boobies.
     
    #15 Misanthropic, Feb 18, 2010
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    If you guys are gonna do it, at least have it not look like shit.

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    There, I made you a nice pretty playground for you to play on.
     
    #17 ssycko, Feb 18, 2010
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