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Compliment My Junk

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by downndirty, Jun 27, 2012.

  1. downndirty

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    In a rep to Scootah, I mentioned a few of the more colorful descriptions of my penis:

    Well Travelled
    Diligent
    Above Average


    Focus: Describe your junk. What do people say about your crotch?
     
  2. Rush-O-Matic

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    I think there's a cream for that, but I'd check with your doctor.
     
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    *I realize this isn't an adjective per se, but feel free to blow me. If you can find it.
     
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    large like the Chargers - the whole team
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