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Compliment My Junk

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by downndirty, Jun 27, 2012.

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  1. downndirty

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    In a rep to Scootah, I mentioned a few of the more colorful descriptions of my penis:

    Well Travelled
    Diligent
    Above Average


    Focus: Describe your junk. What do people say about your crotch?
     
    #1 downndirty, Jun 27, 2012
  2. Rush-O-Matic

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    Functional
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    #2 Rush-O-Matic, Jun 28, 2012
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    I think there's a cream for that, but I'd check with your doctor.
     
    #4 Rush-O-Matic, Jun 28, 2012
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    #5 iczorro, Jun 28, 2012
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    Almost like a real one, but in miniature.*

    *I realize this isn't an adjective per se, but feel free to blow me. If you can find it.
     
    #6 The Village Idiot, Jun 28, 2012
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    #13 ssycko, Jun 28, 2012
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    large like the Chargers - the whole team
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