"But you're 3,500 miles away!" Long distance relationships. I know two people who are in them right now, and while they I think they are intrinsically fucked, I'll not begrudge them their right to seek out happiness, regardless of how far away that happiness may be. They're still fucked, though. FOCUS: What are your experiences with long distance relationships? Did it work out? If not, why not? Share your experiences and advice. Or make fun of their idiocy... your call.