The poll made up my mind. I'm a bit more disappointed no one chose option 3 than 4. Hence, boob man here.
I was trying to find some fun gifs on a boobgif subreddit. Most of them were boring, but I liked these: NSFW NSFW NSFW
Go on . . . Girl #1 looks like she's trying to be bitchy and prove a point. Girl #2 looks like she knows how to have a good time. Girl #3 came very close to raising that gif rating from an 7 to a 10.
In desperate times as these, when faced with impossible decisions, I often turn to the bible. "There is a time and place for everything under heaven." Choosing between tits and ass is choosing between which testicle I admire more. Ladies, you must realize exactly how impressive your bodies are. A leg, a thigh, a breast, a bum, a pair of lips, a smile, a wink, a flip of hair. You are all sublime in some way. Tits are amazing. Nipples are amazing. However, ass slightly edges out the tatas. I like the aesthetics of butt. It looks good in motion, in pants, shorts, or swallowing a thong bikini. The phrase "I hate to see you leave, but I love to watch you go" comes to mind. I like leaving my hand print on a nice ass. It is no secret I enjoy butt play. Pathologically so. Now, ass. NSFW Do you like that ass? NSFW What about this ass? NSFW You shouldn't. Because that's my ass. There you go, VI.
Blech. Fuck asses in the butthole. Any part of the anatomy that requires you to wipe feces away from it makes my dick deflate. Titties though. Awesome. From titties that could put out an eye, to ones that could give you a concussion, I love them all. Spoiler Spoiler NSFW
It's times like these that I miss the times where there were regular contributions to the booty/bikini threads(guess that gave away where I stand)... Also everyone saying boobs needs to stand in the corner and be wrong while wallowing in their wrongness.
I'll gladly go stand in the corner so long as there are some boobs there. This is like that stupid dress, I really don't comprehend how all of you can prefer the ass to the tits. For the record, the boob people are the black dress people, aka right.
I'm still firmly see what I did there? in the ass category but goddamn, them were some persuasive arguments for the other camp. The one thing we can all agree on children is that women are fucking awesome and that Chater's queue has shortened considerably since he went of to do Fast and Furious 7.
Were? Fine, as a peace offering to all of you that are misguided, here's both. Can't we all just get a thong?
Separate them into two categories: look at and play with. I love looking at boobs because there are so many different shapes and sizes, they snag my interest much quicker. Butts are more fun to play with since it gives you something to grab on to during the deed. Granted, boobs are also fun to play with, you usually dont grab on to them, pull them around, and slap them up...unless you're into that sort of thing.
I love to play with boobs, since I'm not into eating a girl's ass, boobs present far more fun. Don't get me wrong, I love a good ass to grab, look at, pinch, etc. But boobs? Heavenly. As to the two folks that want to show me their ass, feel free to pm. Unless it's you, Nett and Binary, in which case, oh what the hell, send the pics anyway. I'm lonely. Edit: If the one person who wants to show me their boobs is Charles Johnson, I will e-kick you in the e-nuts. I thought we discussed this previously.
No, I don't think VI cares if you PM him pictures of your feet. You can start your own thread, though. Nom talked about his love for handjobs, but hey, if you're into footjobs, that's cool.
I like boobs, but (aha) a nice heart-shaped ass with those two dimples, one just above each cheek (see exhibit A, below) drives me crazy. And toned and shapely butts, like you see on tennis players, figure skaters or chicks who work out are fucking phenomenal.
I mean, some women have attractive feet. My girlfriend, in particular, has foot model-worthy feet. I just can't get into it enough that I'd give up a nice butt for some pretty feet.
Look, it's one thing for ghetto to start talking about feet, but don't start bringing prepositions and conjunctions into this. +1 for boobs, again. Even when they're small, the girl can be super sexy. When the butt is small, she can't wear proper pants. Are push up bras popular? Yes, yes they are. Are push undies a thing?