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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Rush-O-Matic, Mar 2, 2015.

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Tits or Ass?

  1. I want to show VI my boobs!

    1 vote(s)
    1.2%
  2. I want to show VI my ass!

    2 vote(s)
    2.4%
  3. I love the boobs!

    37 vote(s)
    44.6%
  4. I love dat ass!

    40 vote(s)
    48.2%
  5. I'm here to fuck Chater (Throwback Tuesday).

    3 vote(s)
    3.6%
  1. Rush-O-Matic

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    Focus: Ass or boobs? Defend your position with photographic evidence.

    (And, I'm just talking about women. Somebody else can suggest a pecs or butts thread for men.)

    Alt. Focus: Ladies, if you're straight, and you decided to try some girl-on-girl action, would you be drawn more to play with boobs or touch the hiney?

    If this gets bumped, here's the straight forward poll. And, you have to choose a favorite, no "the whole package" choice.

    Lots of things may turn your head in a public place: long blonde hair, sexy shoes, a raspy laugh. But, what is more likely to keep you staring?

    - Tittays
    - Dat ass
     
  2. The Village Idiot

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    You know what they both have in common? They're both versions of a...

    Bump.
     
  3. ghettoastronaut

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    Boobs have their merits, no doubt, but you can't stare at a girl's boobs while you're running a half-marathon behind them.
     
  4. Rush-O-Matic

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    I think you should be more worried about not being able to catch that girl. But, when you do, you just run backwards and watch her boobs bounce, duh. Also, your argument is interesting, but fails without evidence of your gaze.

    I offer Exhibits A & B in rebuttal:


     

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  5. Currer Bell

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    Boobs are the clear winner. Great to look at, touch, and motorboat.

    A woman's ass I would definitely look at. I might get the urge to squeeze it, but I think men's asses are better for that. Under no circumstances would I want to motorboat anyone's ass.

    So yeah. Boobs.
     
  6. whathasbeenseen

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    duplicate. sorry
     
  7. whathasbeenseen

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    Ass all day, eereh day.

    This may or not be influenced by the magnitude of melanin in my skin.

    I submit proof:





    However the counter argument does present itself, especially when you have the problem of the back being just as compelling as the front. I submit to the jury Exhibit C and D:





    Oh, where are the black chicks you say? Gimme a sec. I'm collecting that evidence. Its going to take me a while to make sure that the argument is as persuasive as it should be.
     

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  8. The Village Idiot

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    Per lascivious request, poll has been added.

    Have at it, you jackals.
     
  9. Mastro

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    All I thought of when I saw this poll was this:



    You can't do that within eyesight.
     

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    I never know how to answer this questions, because I'm really more of a leg man. If you were to isolate boobs and butts I like boobs better, but if you throw in legs with the booty then I'm all about that. I'm also not your typical butt guy because I don't like big butts. I like a smaller round perky butt as opposed to the monstrosities that most butt guys seem to crow about.
     
  11. Rush-O-Matic

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    Well, then we know you can lie. Because, if you liked big butts, you could not lie.

    Ass arguments are weak, as is visual evidence thus far. Can you suck the nipple of a butt? No, you can't. Boobs win because nipples.
     
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    True, an ass shouldn't have nipples, but if your looking for something to play with I guess there's always the poop hole. And thats why boobs win, poop does not come from there.

    That and there's nothing better to look at or admire than a nice perky set of tits
     
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    All about that booty.

    You can buy a nice set of boobs. There are some REALLY GOOD fakes out there.


    But a good ass?

    That, my friends, is earned.
     
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    I would never make assumptions about the type of booty that people like.

    Some guys will go nuts for a pair of giant saline implants that look like someone glued two soccer balls to her chest, but you could still be a "boob guy" who likes a smaller chest.

    It's more about which you're more attracted to: your favorite type of boobs, or your favorite variety of ass?
     
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    Thats actually why I think I prefer boobs. Cause great boobs are a divine gift. You can change your lot in life when it comes to your ass, ive seen it done many times. But unless you want to drop $25K on some implants, you're kind of screwed with unsatisfactory boobs, and even if they are great, you still have people who sneer.

    I'd love to say both, but Ive found myself missing nice boobs, even when dating a girl who taught twerk classes at a gym in her free time.
     
  16. kilo

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    A nice ass/legs combo usually indicates that the owner of said ass/legs has a good body. I prefer a thin or athletic body type and am therefore an ass man.

    Bigger people generally have bigger boobs. The worst female body type is a fat girl with small boobs.
     
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    Well some ethnicities need to earn it. Others are just born with it. See Puerto Ricans (their fucking mannequins in stores have ass, because all the women do, it's ridiculous), Brazilians and black girls. Those chicks do not do squats and their asses are still ridiculous. There are some decent to mediocre asses than can be created into great ones. Props to the women that have taken no ass to nice ass, but let's not discount the asses that are just there.

    Now when you're really thinking would you rather have a girl with ass or a girl with tits you need to put it into context. Now let's equate ass sizes with bra sizes. Let's say Mila Kunis's very small ass is what an AA cup ass looks like and a D cup ass is that second ass pic whathasbeenseen has put up.

    Gun to my head, in regards to naked and clothed, I rather have a chick with A tits, and a D ass then vice versa. I know we're talking motorboating and nipples, but all women have nipples. The issue without having ass is that she'll look horrible in all dresses from the back and have to wear horrible pants designs (see high waist) to hide her lack of ass. Overall, on a day to day basis, it's just not good to have no ass. Skirts look worse, shorts look worse, it's just blah. I feel like fashion has gone much further into favoring small tits. Also small tits won't fall to knees at an older age.
     
  18. sisterkathlouise

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    Boobs are fun to play with, my own or otherwise. I think I like boobs better, and can appreciate a broader spectrum of them, whereas an ass has to be pretty spectacular for me to want to stare at it all day.
     
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    Appreciating the work that goes into the shaping of an ass is just a subset of the "nice to look at" category. I still don't want to motorboat an ass, even if it did spend hours in the gym.
     
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    I agree. Quality vs. quantity still rules when it comes to this stuff.

    See here's a thought I had along these lines... boob jobs are a hell of a lot more common than ass jobs. Why? You can earn yourself a nice ass, but can't really do the same with boobs. Like I said in the drunk thread, a nice ass usually comes with nice legs too and that adds more to the whole package vs. just focusing on huge tits.

    I've been to both San Juan and São Paulo and believe me they are the ass paradises you want them to be- especially Brazil. For the most part those asses are just naturally bigger and rounder and I think culturally they embrace the curvier bodies more too. I prefer a firm, round butt built up from squats over the jiggly natural type, but I'm not gonna take it for granted. In the end it's still a nice ass.

    Maybe not motorboating... but caressing, grabbing, squeezing, thrusting, etc? Hell yes. There's plenty ways to appreciate a fine ass in and out of the bedroom. I can't give my girlfriend's boobs a friendly slap like her ass.