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CHRISTMAS & NEW YEARS DRUNK THREAD 2009 (NSFW)

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Nettdata, Dec 23, 2009.

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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    Phew! Jeez, thanks for clarifying that.
     
    #81 Dcc001, Dec 23, 2009
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    Well, he just saw something along those lines. Or I've had too much wine...
     
    #82 PIMPTRESS, Dec 23, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    Jesus jumping Christ. Now I'm going to go throw up.

    I was worried about someone shitting dehydrated apples on my carpet and you bring up nipple hair?

    What the fuck is wrong with you woman?
     
    #83 toytoy88, Dec 23, 2009
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    I am a fan of shock value. It makes me laugh.
     
    #84 PIMPTRESS, Dec 23, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    This just proves that hillbillies don't have the same concerns that other people do.
     
    #85 Dcc001, Dec 23, 2009
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    Have you ever had someone shit on your floor? It's a very real concern here.
     
    #86 toytoy88, Dec 23, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    Jägerette likes boobs as much as I do.

    If people are nice she might give a gift...
     
    #87 kuhjäger, Dec 23, 2009
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    Well, no I haven't. Pissed on my floor, yes. I was not impressed.
     
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    No wonder you Yanks are having such issues with health care reform. We use toilets up north.
     
    #89 Dcc001, Dec 23, 2009
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    I used my ex's make up drawer. She wasn't really impressed with my actions.
     
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    Must've turned the contents into a beer based paint orgy.
     
    #91 PIMPTRESS, Dec 23, 2009
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    Shittin' & pissin' on the floor? Nipple hair? Yall need to drink less or something.


    You're marrying a good woman.
     
    #92 taste_my_rainbow, Dec 23, 2009
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    Can I move in with you? I am toilet trained and everything!
     
    #93 PIMPTRESS, Dec 23, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    Nonsense. Everyone knows that piss-filled makeup is used as hunting lure.
     
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    Pheremones!
     
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    Actually she screamed like bloody hell at me.

    I gently tried to explain that I was just marking my territory, but she wasn't buying it.

    And then she screamed some more.
     
    #96 toytoy88, Dec 23, 2009
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    Absolutely! But you have to do two things: promise never to piss on my makeup (I don't hunt), and post to the Boobie Thread.

    Deal?
     
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    Can I post my male neighbour's boobies? They are about the same size as tmr's. A bit more on the fuzzy side...


    Actually, I wonder what he'd do if I marched my drunk ass over and asked to take a pic of his tits. Ask to motorboat him...
     
    #98 PIMPTRESS, Dec 23, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    Anyone that posts in the boobie thread can live with me free of charge. But not free of boobies. edit for the above Female boobies.
     
    #99 iczorro, Dec 23, 2009
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    I thought you liked it when they scream.
     
    #100 PIMPTRESS, Dec 23, 2009
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