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CHRISTMAS & NEW YEARS DRUNK THREAD 2009 (NSFW)

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Nettdata, Dec 23, 2009.

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  1. taste_my_rainbow

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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    Let's all kiss. While we're naked.

    I'm sharing my holiday spirit by way of the boobie thread.
     
    #61 taste_my_rainbow, Dec 23, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    You must have really REALLY tiny hands.

    God Bless them....both.
     
    #62 Gator, Dec 23, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    Apparently you didn't offend anyone important.

    Holiday spirit at it's finest. Tis the season for giving, after all.
     
    #63 Psychodyne, Dec 23, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    From the heel of my hand to the end of my middle finger is 7 inches. That's not exceptionally small.
     
    #64 taste_my_rainbow, Dec 23, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    A Christmas miracle! Jesus would be proud.
     
    #65 Stimpson J Cat, Dec 23, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    It's funny how easily men are stunned by boobs. Like deer in the headlights, frozen.
     
    #66 PIMPTRESS, Dec 23, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009



    For your Christmas drinking and music listening pleasure.
     
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  8. taste_my_rainbow

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    Yes it makes me giggle. It's like hitting the pause button.

    *Apparently, kuhjäger is immune.
     
    #68 taste_my_rainbow, Dec 23, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    Not necessarily "frozen," but more like "occupied," at least for 15 minutes or so.
     
    #69 Stimpson J Cat, Dec 23, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    Either that, or he's seen tits before.
     
    #70 Dcc001, Dec 23, 2009
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    There's no such thing as immunity, every guy is as susceptible now as he was as a 13 year-old. It's more likely that jägerette is just watching over his shoulder.
     
    #71 Stimpson J Cat, Dec 23, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    Hosting all my siblings for some drinking games tonight. There is some shit in my fridge labeled Michelob Ultra Pomegranate & Rasberry.

    I hope none of my friends come over and see that. But I do have a sixer of Bell's Oberon, Three Floyds Gumballhead and Bell's Two Hearted Ale. And 60 cold Busch Lights with 30 more reserve.

    I'll need all of that to put up with them.
     
    #72 konatown, Dec 23, 2009
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    Yes, I'm sure that it's because he has seen tits before, all men think that way. That's why the boobie thread has thousands of views.

    *And my immunity comment was said in jest.
     
    #73 taste_my_rainbow, Dec 23, 2009
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    Yikes! That's looks like a nose on a critter.

    If I was sitting in the woods waiting for something to shoot I'd blast the hell out of that thing. I'd figure it was a critter sniffing at me.

    I don't like to be sniffed.
     
    #74 toytoy88, Dec 23, 2009
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    Damn. There goes my torrid fantasy involving toytoy.
     
    #75 PIMPTRESS, Dec 23, 2009
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    You have those too?
     
    #76 taste_my_rainbow, Dec 23, 2009
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    Let me guess, you want him to take you fishing? With earring lures?
     
    #77 PIMPTRESS, Dec 23, 2009
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    Doesn't everyone? Dude owns a tractor. I want a tractor...
     
    #78 Psychodyne, Dec 23, 2009
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    Just keep anything that looks like a rodent's nose out of my face and we'll be fine.

    Oh yeah, and avoid dried fruits for a week prior. Don't even bother asking.
     
    #79 toytoy88, Dec 23, 2009
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    Note to self: no nipple hair.
     
    #80 PIMPTRESS, Dec 23, 2009
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