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CHRISTMAS & NEW YEARS DRUNK THREAD 2009 (NSFW)

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Nettdata, Dec 23, 2009.

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  1. Kratos

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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    Not gay, neither are they. They're married. Wait, that's probably why they want me to think about it.
     
    #41 Kratos, Dec 23, 2009
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    You two should have a boob off. I dont think there will be a shortage of judges.

    I get to go have dinner with the fam and head out to the bar aftewards. I have a feeling that point A will accelerate drinking towards point B.
     
    #42 Kratos, Dec 23, 2009
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    True, which I find insanely weak. If you like them enough to fuck them, respect yourself enough to not be a little bitch to your friends about it.
     
    #43 PIMPTRESS, Dec 23, 2009
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    It doesn't matter if you're really gay or not; only what they think. Like I said, PIMPTRESS made a good point. I think they think you're gay. Why else would married women discuss it?
     
    #44 Dcc001, Dec 23, 2009
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    But we don't care who has better tits. I doubt either of us cares what the masses think of em either.
     
    #45 PIMPTRESS, Dec 23, 2009
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    They know I'm not, and don't think I am any bit at all. Trust me, this thought has never crossed their minds.

    Well that's pretty boring if you ask me. Come on, don't you have any self doubts I can exploit? Like your avatar, if that's not you then I think that's where you want to be. You'll never get there without my help, which I accept payment for the board in pictures.
     
    #46 Kratos, Dec 23, 2009
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    Because there's nothing a group of married women like to do more than to yank the proverbial chain of a young single guy.

    They discuss technical vaginal issues or penial issues in front of gay guys.
     
    #47 Gator, Dec 23, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    Goddammit, now I love you, too! Your evil spells are unstoppable!
     
    #48 Dcc001, Dec 23, 2009
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    Love? Too?

    Slow your roll there cowboy.

    I just said I wanted to fuck her.

    Whats love got to do with it?
     
    #49 Gator, Dec 23, 2009
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    You can't love her, she's not your cousin.

    too soon?
     
    #50 Kratos, Dec 23, 2009
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    Gator, you've boiled down the problem nicely. It becomes a matter of: is the care and maintenance of a pussy 'yanking your chain,' or a 'technical vaginal issue'? If we can answer that, then we'll know.
     
    #51 Dcc001, Dec 23, 2009
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    "Evil spells?" I am sweet and innocent!
     
    #52 PIMPTRESS, Dec 23, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    Hasn't anyone ever explained "girl logic" to you?

    When a girl fucks you, there's:
    50% chance she'll get a crush on you
    25% chance she is already in love with you
    10% chance she's on the same page as you are
    15% chance she's batshit insane

    You pays your money, you takes your chances.
     
    #53 Dcc001, Dec 23, 2009
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    And THAT just broke my bullshit meter. It was a rugged meter, too.
     
    #54 Psychodyne, Dec 23, 2009
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    Girl logic? Does that fall more in the "jumbo shrimp/military intelligence" or unicorn/straight male cat owners category?

    To me, emotions are like semen. Once the sex is over, I really dont give a shit what you do with the leftovers of either just so long as you keep them away from me.
     
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    Well, shit! Why didn't you tell us before now that you were such a charmer? All the ladies on the board are swooning right now. You stud.
     
    #56 Dcc001, Dec 23, 2009
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    Hey, if they didnt get that hint from the "sure I wanna fuck her, its not like shes fat" comment, then theyre never going to care.

    Dont hate me cuz im honest. I just said I wanted to fuck her, not pick out curtains and pay for her graduate degree.
     
    #57 Gator, Dec 23, 2009
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    Well, that brought the conversation to a screeching halt, eh?
     
    #58 Dcc001, Dec 23, 2009
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    Theyre either offended or dialing "O" on the pink phone.
     
    #59 Gator, Dec 23, 2009
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    Probably dialing "O." The only thing that could offend people on TiB is poor grammar.
     
    #60 Dcc001, Dec 23, 2009
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