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CHRISTMAS & NEW YEARS DRUNK THREAD 2009 (NSFW)

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Nettdata, Dec 23, 2009.

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  1. Kratos

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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    Was this your picture from Gitmo?
     
    #541 Kratos, Dec 25, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    I told you you always should take your shoes off at the checkpoint.
     
    #542 kuhjäger, Dec 25, 2009
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    <a class="postlink-local" href="http://www.theidiotboard.com/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=507" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">viewtopic.php?f=1&t=507</a>

    Annnnd we're off.
     
    #543 Aetius, Dec 25, 2009
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    I just had a mildly embarrassing foot odor! I swear!
     
    #544 dubyu tee eff, Dec 25, 2009
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    See, those assholes went for the predictable terrorist jokes. No, not me. I am more subtler, dubyu. I know what that picture was really about.
     
    #545 MoreCowbell, Dec 25, 2009
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    Am I allowed to redeem myself? And I guess the drunk thread is the appropriate place for risky behavior both in real life and on the internet.



    And me showing my love for this country on the 4th of July


    And I would say that at least half of my facebook pictures have me doing this move:
     

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  7. Aetius

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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    You're banned from the NSFW threads until you turn eighteen.
     
    #547 Aetius, Dec 25, 2009
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    Gay trannies are the real terrorists in this country.

    Anyway, I just taught my nephews how to say

    "Darth Vader" instead of "Darth Wader"
     
    #548 kuhjäger, Dec 25, 2009
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    You don't realize how funny that is. I've been turned down for alcohol, as a 25 year old, because they thought my ID was faked.

    *Is this 12 year old girl really trying to pass as a 25 year old dude?*
     
    #549 MooseKnuckle, Dec 25, 2009
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    Merry Christmas everyone... Hope you are all having a merry time.

    This is me, taken a month or so ago.
     

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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    Aren't you the one who attends Mel Gibson's church?
     
    #551 Supertramp, Dec 25, 2009
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    Well he certainly doesn't attend his synagogue.
     
    #552 Aetius, Dec 25, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    Well, that was a fun power outage! Not that I don't enjoy having the furnace (and everything else) cut out when it's -20*C outside or anything.

    You all are beautiful people! Especially PIMPTRESS and Lindsey Bluth!
     
    #553 Dcc001, Dec 25, 2009
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    No, that is Arnie and Alec Baldwin.

    I was given a ticket by the same "Jew cop" that arrested Mel though. And Mel nearly ran me over. Understandable to mix up though.
     
    #554 kuhjäger, Dec 25, 2009
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    Is there anything more delicious than M&m ice cream sandwiches when you're drunk. I say NO resoundingly.
     
    #555 Riggins, Dec 25, 2009
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    Ah yes, 20 degrees communist which is -4 F*

    (*freedom)
     
    #556 kuhjäger, Dec 25, 2009
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    I AMY have you beat- I got my nephews yelling "BANGORANG, PETER!".
     
    #557 Blue Dog, Dec 25, 2009
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    You just keep thinking that Amy.
     
    #558 kuhjäger, Dec 25, 2009
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    Fair enough. This thread is ridiculous and fast.

    My festival drinking will amount to the one beer, vodka/coffee liquor samplers and some fucking SoCo - Fuck.

    Oh and Pirates of the Caribbean is one - double fuck.
     
    #559 Primer, Dec 25, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

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    There's another, for shits and grins.
     
    #560 PIMPTRESS, Dec 25, 2009
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