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CHRISTMAS & NEW YEARS DRUNK THREAD 2009 (NSFW)

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Nettdata, Dec 23, 2009.

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  1. ghettoastronaut

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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD

    I'm hopefully headed out for Korean food soon with the girlfriend, and will probably migrate back to my parent's house tonight for a few days, then back here to start studying for my celebratory return-to-school exams, so there won't be nearly enough drunken revelry for me, although my dad's side of the family is usually pretty good at making sure there's enough wine and beer to keep things interesting. The other side of the family usually has shitty beer and not nearly enough of it, so I've taken up the habit of bringing a large bottle of the good stuff with me. This year, I think it'll be Mill Street Barleywine, which I've never had before. 10% ABV. Oh yes. I still think the lack of winter beer from non-Canadian breweries is a disgusting example of protectionism, and will refuse to entertain any other explanation.

    Did you know that the Korean translation of "barbequed meat" is literally "fire meat"? This is perhaps the manliest Korean thing in existence. I want me some fire meat.
     
    #21 ghettoastronaut, Dec 23, 2009
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    That's for vampires darlin'.
     
    #22 taste_my_rainbow, Dec 23, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD

    My bad.

    Coors Light kills that motherfucking Beelzebub better than holy water, silver bullets, and wooden steaks COMBINED!
     
    #23 Blue Dog, Dec 23, 2009
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    Ugh, Sewers Lite is the key to a headache for me, in the event I manage to drink it.
     
    #24 PIMPTRESS, Dec 23, 2009
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    You're God Damn right it does!

    20 minutes to go. We just had a drawing in the office for a bottle of Crown Royal (while everyone drank coors light, Gotta love working in Okarche, Oklahoma) , and the winner promptly opened it up and started pouring shots. I love my job.

    Tonight we will possibly be mixing roadies and driving around chickasha looking at Christmas Lights, then it will be time for Christmas music Karaoke later tonight!
     
    #25 Fernanthonies, Dec 23, 2009
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    On a happy note, my little cousin came over today and saw the bit I'd written about teaching her to shoot.

    She thought it was one of the most awesome things ever that I wrote a story about her.

    Then we hooked her new iPod up to my computer and it killed my computer. It took me two hours to get the damn thing to boot up again. I was not pleased.

    I know nothing about iPod's, but rather then paying $1 per song isn't there a way to store and play MP3's on them?
     
    #26 toytoy88, Dec 23, 2009
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    So they claimed they have waxed theirs entirely and didn't like it. I can agree with two of them but called bullshit on the others. After being grilled by all of them, my one coworker who takes care of her shit (read: shaves) showed up and saved me from roasting.

    Maybe they do want to share it with me. I'm sure there are a couple people here that may agree with that..
     
    #27 Kratos, Dec 23, 2009
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    They certainly want you to think about their pussies if it is a regular fucking topic. Guaranteed.

    Or they think you are gay...
     
    #28 PIMPTRESS, Dec 23, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    Ooo...that's actually a valid point. Yeah, there's a chance they could think that you're gay.
     
    #29 Dcc001, Dec 23, 2009
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    Women love to discuss these things with the gay boys. They are looking for some strange validation and some feminine gesturing from the guy who doesn't like what they have. Weird, really.
     
    #30 PIMPTRESS, Dec 23, 2009
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    Everybody raise your hands if you think these girls are talking to Kratos because they think he's gay.

    Edit: I'm totally kidding. This is all in good fun.
     
    #31 Dcc001, Dec 23, 2009
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    Women just want all men to want to fuck them. And gay guys are the ultimate challenge.

    The pressure of wanting to be fucked is off and women are unfamiliar with that sensation, so they immediately try to steer the conversation towards something salacious or risque.
     
    #32 Gator, Dec 23, 2009
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    You have a point. It is a matter of ego for many women to be appealing to all men, by whatever means necessary.
     
    #33 PIMPTRESS, Dec 23, 2009
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    Wow...I find your mature admission to be strangely arousing.

    Now I really wanna fuck you.
     
    #34 Gator, Dec 23, 2009
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    PIMPTRESS, I salute you. Your plan worked beautifully, and it only took one post.
     
    #35 Dcc001, Dec 23, 2009
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    What plan?

    I wanted to fuck her before the post.

    Its not like shes fat or anything.
     
    #36 Gator, Dec 23, 2009
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    Oh, no plan! I post what I think and the way I express it.It has side effects...haha!
     
    #37 PIMPTRESS, Dec 23, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    Yeah, but did you admit it publicly as you did just now?*

    I didn't know that fat and fucking were mutually exclusive. What's with all those BBW sites? Man, they must really be confused.


    *I'm not willing to go back and read through two months of posts to find the answer to this question.
     
    #38 Dcc001, Dec 23, 2009
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    Thank goodness I'm not fat! I may be rejected! I'm fucking dying of laughter at this moment.
     
    #39 PIMPTRESS, Dec 23, 2009
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    Oh, you wouldn't be rejected for being fat. You'd be ridiculed afterward.
     
    #40 Dcc001, Dec 23, 2009
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