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CHRISTMAS & NEW YEARS DRUNK THREAD 2009 (NSFW)

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Nettdata, Dec 23, 2009.

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  1. Nettdata

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    If you do it right, it'll blend into the New Year's Drunk Thread as well.

    I'm about to sign off for the day and go finish off my shopping, then come back, and proceed to get absolutely shit-faced before a family dinner tonight.



    Merry fucking Christmas!
     
  2. Bob Trousers

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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD

    Already started. Am getting absolutely slaughtered at Far Cry multiplayer. I don't care. Merry xmas boozing, fellow degenerates.
     
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    I am starting with greenery. I will graduate to wine after noon.
     
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    I've been saving some pretty terrible cheap gin for just this occasion. To my little sisters, it'll seem like I'm downing too much eggnog. Sorry girls, the truth is that you, too, will reach an age at which this family can no longer be dealt with sober.
     
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    Leaving work at 2:00 CST to go drink with co-workers. Supposed to go to Church with the fam at 6:00 but that will not be happening. Two reasons: 1) the church they go to sucks (I'm not opposed to church, I'm opposed to old, stuffy, boring as all hell church) 2) I think Jesus would be mad if I showed up smelling like PBR.

    I only have one last thing to do at work and I'm in cruise control the rest of the day. I really wish I had a flask in my desk drawer right now so I could start early.
     
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    I'm out of work in 5 minutes. Then I'm going to drink a beer while I get a haircut. Then I might take a shower, for the hell of it, and drink a beer in there. Then the girlfriend gets home and we're going out for dinner and drinking. With no work tomorrow, I could care less how I feel.

    Merry Christmas!
     
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    1pm. Sweet freedom.

    I worked my ass off these last 2 months, so I am getting a 4.5 day break.

    All I have to do is sit through a new product meeting, and then load up the truck with all the goodies and off to Aptos Ca for the next few days.
     
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    Since I didn't have to work today, I slept in and am still in my pj's. Pizza & beer for a late lunch with my brother. Booty call tonight. It's shaping up to be a pretty good day.
     
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    You guys are all lucky bastards, I won't be able to drink until 5pm tomorrow night, I have work until 2am tonight and then 9-5 tomorrow. FML


    Tomorrow night I plan on getting hammered with some good ole' PBR.
     
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    Christmas strippers today.

    Christmas strippers tomorrow.

    Shitty hostel bar fon Christmas Day.

    Boxing Day strippers on the 26th.


    My holidays are pretty much set.
     
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    Shit, we have a fuck ton of new shit coming out that I have to be able to repair, diagnose, and know in general. Looks like I have homework this weekend.
     
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    BAR TIME!!!! Me and 5 female coworkers. I will probably get asked about why I dislike pubic hair on women, again. I hate this argument, as I always get:

    "I want to feel like a woman, not a 12 year old girl."

    UGH.
     
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    Finished shopping for the day, and am about to head out to go for food/drink with The Girl.

    Tomorrow is a couple of hours of shopping, then I'm back into the booze.

    This year I'm showcasing some of the awesome BC wines to my family, such as Osoyoos Larose, and Occulus.

    It'll make for a nice, refined drunk fest.
     
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    They have obviously never shaved or waxed theirs. I argued that point for years before I said fuck it and went bald (I preferred to keep a strip). I will never ever go back to having crotch hair. The sensations are just too yummy.

    *And why the fuck is this even a conversation topic with these females. If it's a regular thing, I think you could pull off an orgy. We women talk about our pussy because we want to share it with you. Literally.
     
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    We bought a tree right before Thanksgiving and haven't been diligent with watering it. It now looks like seven feet of sad. I'm going to drink til she looks pretty again.
     
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    I just got back from the local beer store where I purchased a case of Stone Double Bastard. I'm getting ready to head to my parents house. They live out in the middle of nowhere. The fanciest beer to be found is Budweiser. It is nice because it costs a little more than Busch Light. Mom and Dad can't get high speed internet where they live, so it is going to be a lengthy four days.

    Mom is retired, Dad is three years away. At this time they plan on moving to civilization. Meaning when I visit, it won't cause crippling depression.
     
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    Wooooo... Lets see... I just got out of lunch! Its now 3:15, I sat down at the oyster bar at Acme Oyster House at 11:00, so that makes.... One... Two... Four hours of raw oysters and Coors Lights! That almost beats the present that the ladies of the office chipped in to get me:

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    Thank you, ladies! Imma play with it right now!
     
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    Jesus man, how can you drink that swill? I drink homebrew that makes raccoons wretch and I won't even touch that stuff.

    Drinking Coors light is the way to celebrate Satan's birth. If you consider celebrating trying your best to throw up a lower intestine.
     
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    My girlfriend is out of the country until after New Years, so I'm house sitting for her. Her house happens to be half a mile from the bars. So I'm going out and getting shitfaced nightly, and stumbling back to my girlfriend's house. On top of that, the bar I work at has Sam Adam's Winter Lager on tap for $2.50 a pint, so with my employee discount, I can get hammered for about ten bucks.

    Happy holidays!
     
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    Easy! Its what my dad drank, therefore it is what I stole and broke my drinking teeth on! Plus, its light enough to drink all day without getting full or bloated! Plus, it tastes like happy!

    Coors Light not only fights the Devil, it fucking kills that sonofabitch better than holy water, garlic, and wooden stakes COMBINED!
     
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