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Christmas Music That Doesn't Suck

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by MoreCowbell, Dec 7, 2010.

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  1. Muley05

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    Montgomery Gentry has a version of Merry Christmas From The Family that is pretty good, if you like country music.

    Other favorites of mine include:

    The 12 Pains of Christmas by Bob Rivers
    Santa Claus Is Coming To Town by Bruce Springsteen
    The 12 Days of Christmas by Straight No Chaser
    Santa Claus Goes Straight To The Ghetto by Snoop Dogg

     
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  2. MoreCowbell

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    What was the verdict on that Christmas album that Bob Dylan did last year? I love me some Bob and gave dad a copy as a gift, but didn't get the chance to give it a listen. The Amazon reviews look polarizing (almost all 5 star or 1 star)...and given how people will fawn over anything Dylan, that leads me to think that it was probably awful.
     
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    South Park has a few more good ones not already mentioned:


     
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    Hate on him all you want I don't care. I laugh every single time I see this.
     
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    Can't let a Christmas season go past without hearing this gem from Gunther:

     
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    New Paul Simon Song. Pretty Damn Catchy.

     
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    Best Christmas Song Ever*:



    *Yes, I'm fully fucking aware that it is not really a Christmas Song. I worked at a 50's style McDonalds, fuck you I was 17 at the time, and for a month and a half all we had was Christmas music. To this day, whenever I hear 'Little Drummer Boy,' I want to punch someone in the mouth. Ho fucking Ho. Needless to say, I hate Christmas music with the fiery passion of a thousand suns.
     
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    This is like totally the best song ever!

     
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    That's all.


    It's so annoying but I love it.
     
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  11. aikitim

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    I couldn't figure out how to edit my last post, but I can't believe I forgot about Freddie and Crew:

     
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    Can we add an alt focus of Christmas Movies That Don't Suck?

    If so: The Ref and Bad Santa.
     
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    In that category, nothing comes close
     
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    I think a lot of you have missed the negative modifier to the word "suck" in the thread subject.

    Incidentally, just because it was a joke song - that may even have been funny in the context of a movie/show - doesn't mean it doesn't suck as Christmas music.

     
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    What's Christmas without Bone Thugz?

     
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    This is the first iBand I have seen. If you get bored at least skip forward to about 5:05 for the Feliz Navidad.
     
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    I dunno why but I've always loved this song. For some reason, it reminds me of Karen Allen but that's probably only because I'm fucking weird.

     
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    What does your grandmother have to do with The Trans Siberian Orchestra? Did Kung Fu Mike fuck her to the tune of Wizards of Winter?



    I bet she needed a hip replacement after that much crush.
     
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    A Christmas tune that is also ass-kicking rock and roll. Crank it.

     
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