(1) I thought by "those two fags" you were going to say Grant and Tori, because...I mean, come on. (2) Grant is probably the most underrated. He brings a lot of technical skills to the show, especially when it comes to making anything robotic/automated/remote controlled, and allows for a lot of the cooler tests to take place. Also, he made that awesomely creepy robot on the Late Late Show. Kari is just okay at welding and nice to look at. Which brings me to... (3) I think one of their episodes should address whether Kari is that hot or if it's just airbrushing.
Does anybody remember that SafeForWork porn parody site that had MS Paint pictures drawn over real porn scenes? One of the pictures had a girl that looked dead on Kari. Someone from the boards commented that she was "busted indeed." Id love to see the real porn because I think she is hot as fuck as well. Well that is until she got herself knocked up the other season.
Five pages in and nobody's mentioned Skeletor yet? Heath Ledger won his Oscar for convincingly calling this woman "beautiful". Alt. focus: I've never been one for the white picket fence look, but I'll be damned if I wouldn't knock the bottom out of the Travel Channel's Samantha Brown. She just looks like she'd fuck like a pro and make breakfast in the morning.
Madonna: I'm speaking of the Madonna from 15-25 years ago when she was considered "hot". I don't think I've wanted to have sex with a "sex symbol" less in my life. Her face is gross, her tits are uneven and she's annoying as fuck. To be perfectly frank, if the person in this above photo had a dick, would you be surprised?
Ok, so you are saying that you wouldn't fuck her when she's knocked up? Because you haven't had a woman until you've had a pregnant woman. You will never have a woman who is as wet or as easy to get off as a pregnant woman.
Just saw that Kari Byron is getting a new show on the Science Channel. <a class="postlink" href="http://bit.ly/9UFogj" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://bit.ly/9UFogj</a>
Focus: Look up "Overrated Hotness" in the dictionary and you'll find a glossy 8x10 of Sarah Michelle Gellar. She is not hot. I simply refuse to believe that. There is nothing special about her body or face at all, her acting sucks and that horriffic pool-chalk nose of hers is all I can see whenever she's ruining a movie. ..and don't go bringing up that gross looking drool-drenched PG-13 kiss with Selma Blair because you're threading beads with no knot on the string with me. You have free porn on the internet but you paid money to go see one of the worst movies ever made? Fuck you and your mother.
Drew Barrymore had a few years of hotness. But she has gone downhill quick since then and her lisp doesn't help her case.
Mariah Carey is one of the nastiest women on the planet. She's not that large, and inside the 'healthy' range, but something about her chubby cheeks make me feel like she's one bucket of chicken away from becoming a morbidly obese Rascal owner.
Ugh. This dangerously insane bag lady has NEVER done it for me. I've always thought she looked like she was beaten with a really expensive ugly stick. She's never as attractive as she thinks she is and aside from the world's best selling Irish Castle Banshee when she's not marrying comically untalented middle schoolers she's banging the latest boy band she's guest spotting with. Thanks, pass.
Focus: Amanda Seyfried: Like Amanda Bynes, she's a chubby bitch in disguise, and that face should be crow-scaring, not headlining major motion pictures. Also, Beyonce approaches the Williams sisters for scary large lower bodies. I don't have an entry for the Alt Focus. My tastes are generally pretty standard. Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, Blake Lively etc are all goddamn stunning.
Focus: Anyone remember Josh Hartnett? He was popular when I was in high school, and I never understood the lust for this guy. He looks so weird to me, and I don't know what's up with his eyebrows. Alt. Focus: Everyone who knows me thinks I'm weird as fuck because I love Ian McShane. Everything he is in, I love him. It's his voice, I know it is. He could read me the phone book and I would jump him after one page. I know he's not attractive, but I can't help it. I want him.
Alt Focus: This guy. First of all he's hilarious. Secondly, he's awkardly cute and slightly hipsteresque*. Also, his facial hair is the cat's pyjamas. [*]I am pretty much in love with any hipster bro.
Lucy Liu, for sure. Many Chinese men are confused as to why many western men find her so sexy. She is of average looks to most Chinese men, or even a little below average. Same with Zhang Ziyi, average at best. I know very few who actually find her above average. Some Chinese even hate her. I just find her to be over rated, in the looks category.
So I tend to not get too attracted to female celebrities because a) many of them seem annoying; & b) I have no chance anyway so there is no point fantasising. However I have now found myself unbelievably attracted to this woman: Spoiler Who usually looks like this: Spoiler And the reason why? Because of this
When Brad Pitt first came on the scene, I didn't understand the hype about his looks. I still don't. I never found him all that attractive and don't know why women go batshit for him. Then again, I find celebrities nobody knows to be scorchingly hot. I saw The Last King of Scotland and fell in love with James McAvoy. The dark hair, big blue eyes, that accent...my husband better pray I never meet him because I will be powerless to resist if he wants to bed me.