"Celebrity Blindness" is a term I use to describe the condition that people have when they believe a famous person is hot when they clearly aren't. I decided to put this on the board after I was walking though the mall today and heard a small group of teenage guys clamoring like drooling wolves over this exact poster in the bin in front of Spencer's Gifts: If you don't recognize her, that's The Idiot Board's latest sweetheart Ke$ha sans load on her and airbrushed to the extreme. And she STILL LOOKS FUCKING GROSS. Why do people think that celebrities are attractive simply on the basis that they are a celebrity, men and Women alike? Speaking heterosexually, I can see why women lose their shit over a guy like Thomas Jane or Alexander Skaarsgard. But Chris Martin from Coldplay? Get the fuck out of my office. He's skinny, ugly, pale, his music tosses unwiped salad and with all that money he still can't afford a razor or shampoo after all these years. On the other hand, you have guys who still think Gwen Stefani is the hottest chick on wheels and I don't even have to dignify that one with response. Focus: What celebrities that most people find physically attractive turn you right off? Explain. Alt-Focus: What celebrities that most people DON'T usually find hot rev your engine? REALLY explain.