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Casual Imbibement Confabulation 2/24/12

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Feb 24, 2012.

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  1. StayFrosty

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    Speak for yourself. Futurewife doesn't have an appreciation for the rap scene does she?
     
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    Does Futurewife have a big ass and have a penchant for all things press on nail and fried chicken? I mean, I know you've had to make sacrifices for the sake of appearances but a man can only give so much.
     
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    If Steve Irwin had done his show in that kind of wild, it would have been much shorter and more entertaining.
     
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    Entering the final weekend of my self imposed sobriety. Man does this suck.

    I'm dreaming of how good that first beer is going to taste after drinking nothing but teas, juices, and milk for the last 24 days.

    Already rolled a couple nice fat joints in preparation as well.

    Enjoy your debauchery everybody, I'll be a voyeur on the sidelines for one more week.
     
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    Yepp, as well as cocaine, strippers and gambling. Not in camp of course.
     
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    Re: Re: Casual Imbibement Confabulation 2/24/12

    What kind of special self imposed hell is that? I haven't went more than two days without a drink in longer than I can remember.
     
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    You shut your face Sack! Enlightened Black Men the world around know that that fire pussy has no equal. I salute you and envy you. Well, except for the overt racism, coke habit and small penis with giant body syndrome. 'Cept for that.
     
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    Gotta get a haircut, see my baby mommas and da parole officer. An 'is two for one at Church's Chicken. You know how we do.
     
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    I prefer Promethazine.
     
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    BACON AND COFFEEEEEEE

    Today is gonna be good, whether it likes it or not.
     
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    Who knows? Why do caucasians gravitate towards sushi and Italians towards spicy deli meats?
     
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    They eat what their junk resembles?

    Cue "Speak for yourself frosty in 3, 2, 1...
     
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    I don't know what gym showers you're hanging out in, Frosty, but I have never seen any man, Caucasian or otherwise, whose nutsack looks like any of this.
    [​IMG]
     
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    This comment confuses me. It's like someone suggesting whiskey, and you retorting "No, I'd prefer ethanol."

    Embarrassing thing of the day: I just realized that Flo Rida's name is a pun. I previously thought he just had a penchant for unnecessary abbreviations and misspellings.

    This means that Flo Rida is better at puns than me. This requires some reflection.
     
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    Mine looked like the top, third from left, after that trip to Thailand. Nothing that a 6 month course of antibiotics couldn't handle.
     

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    Shaft, not nutsack. I'm only going by my own, but has no one else ever seen an uncut Cali Roll?
     
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    I seriously just gagged. Thanks.
     
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    Blake Griffin is the spawn of a redhead and a black guy. His mom looks like Peg Bundy.
     
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    Fish fry for lunch = I'm afraid to fart this afternoon.
     
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    Re: Re: Casual Imbibement Confabulation 2/24/12

    Fried walleye and and to many pints of wheat beer does that to me, I miss living in a area that does fish fries
     
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