How is this even a real question? Acutally, my question is how can anyone pick someone who isn't a superhero? Hank moody? Really? Ok he has a lot of sex...cool, but wouldn't you rather be Superman or Sylar from Heroes so you could do something fucking crazy? Have the power to take over the world? Fools.
Fry from Futurama. Living in an awesome future where traveling to distant planets is normal and having an alcoholic robot for a best friend plus the chance to suck on some of Leela's mutant boobs would be awesome.
Oh Oh. I got a better one than Ted. Sean Spencer from Psych. Hilarious, and has Maggie Lawson as his love interest, Dule Hill as his best friend, and Corbin Bersen as his Dad. And, you know... I've got kind of a man-crush on him. I'll leave Michael Weston for someone else. Miami's awesome and all, but that spy shit looks dangerous.
Effin Hank Moody for sure. He's living the life I want. Other than the annoying bratty kid though. Other than him, maybe the dude from Burn Notice? He's like a more relaxed, less pressured Jack Bauer.
Currently I'd choose Neal Caffrey from White Collar. He's smart, good with the ladies, cultured and has a promising future.
Yeh but dude I think you are taking someones life and assuming what you would do from there. It is a loaded question that way. Of course I would take Superman's and proceed to run my own criminal empire, totally impervious to harm, hell even to ageing. For me I interpret this question as whose life do you want to live for better and worse. Yes Superman has fucking awesome powers but the trade off is his need to do good. Every fucking minute of the day. His entire life is devoted to doing nothing but good. The real question is are the powers worth this? Suddenly being Hank Moody and cruising around in your porsche fucking chicks becomes a lot more appealing.
I would like to be a blend of Hank Hill (from King of the Hill for any cultural illiterates out there) and Red Foreman (That '70s Show). The way I see it, these guys are really the same characters, just in different regions of the country. They are proud, strong family men, almost always right because they are smart in their own ways and have lots of life experience. They aren't concerned with being rich or famous, they already have everything they could ever need or want. They are looked up to and respected in their communities. What more could you want? Whenever I am faced with a difficult parenting decision, I often think "What would Hank/Red do?" Also, my dad is JUST LIKE an older version of Hank Hill.
Sheriff Jack Carter, from Eureka: Solving crazy mysteries and hijinks in a Top-secret Government town? Insane amounts of awesome technology? The chance to date Tess Fontana (see my avatar)? Yes, please!
I think I'm going to have to pick The Professor from Gilligan's Island. I live on a an amazing island and I get to nail either Ginger or Mary Ann everyday. I could live with not TV or internet if I had me some Mary Ann every day. A close second is Vince because of the money.