FOCUS: If you could be any television character and live within the actual storyline of the show they are in who would you be and why? I'd be Donna from That 70's Show. She has Bob and Midge for parents. Eric may be a bit scrawny and have issues with Star Wars but at least he's hilarious. She gets to be around Red and Kittie, more funny. Hyde, Kelso, Fez, yes, yes and yes. The only downfall is having to deal with Jackie but, Donna has put the smackdown on her before so it wouldn't be a problem. I don't care that she's a ginger either because all the good outweighs that. Not to mention that thing they do when they all sit in a circle. Sure I'm far past that time in my life but, it's the 70's so it's perfectly natural to do. I could revisit.
1. Vince from Entourage: Lavish lifestyle, every girl creams their panties over him, hangs out with his best friends all day. OR 2. Don Draper: Stoic, brilliant at his job, has a hot wife
I second Vincent Chase. Aside from the money, cars, glamour and readily available 10 scale trim, you are directly related to (and hang around with) THIS awesome guy:
Can we count Kimmel/Carolla as hosts of the Man Show? Because if so, this might be one of the easiest decisions ever. Sit around talking about guy stuff while drinking beer, and you get your own crew of gorgeous, half-naked women dancing for you and only you. Where do I sign up?
Bill Henrickson from Big Love. You get three wives to swap up, you get to treat everyone you know as pawns for your own selfish needs, and you get to say it is holy father's plan. Honestly though, the shit he goes through with three wives makes you want to run for the hills just thinking about polygamy. I've only seen up to season four of Nip/Tuck but Christian Troy was a pimp in every since of the word. Except the whole butt raping by the Carver. I've been meaning to start watching Mad Men because I hear there are some similar pimps that run around that show.
I would actually just like to be added into the Scooby Doo crew. I think I would get along GREAT with Shaggy and Scooby. Driving around in a sweet van getting high and solving mysteries?! Come on! Awesome!
Clay Davis. You mean DOWNTOWN Clay Davis? Or tons of comicbooky answers that would only anger this board.
I'd have to go with this guy: Ray Drecker (Thomas Jane) from Hung...when in doubt, i'd just whip it out.
I know people find him annoying and pretentious at times, but I'd go with Ted. He's got a great future ahead of him, but in the meantime his friends are awesome, he's got a job doing what he loves, a killer and unrealistic apartment in NYC, and he dates a (so far) unending stream of hot women.
If not Hank Moody then I'll be Chris Chance from Human Target for all the ass kicking I'd get to do. I didn't choose Jack Bauer because no one is good enough to be Jack Bauer.
So very true. I wouldn't mind living at least one day in the life of Cosmo Kramer: The guy never works, has awesome clothes, and you would get to hang out with Jerry, George and Elaine. Aside from the occasional bouts of racism, I'm sure it would be pretty awesome
You realize that the running (and ironic) joke behind that was that they NEVER WON, right? Everyone who called them misogynists are idiots, as they not once came out ahead, or got the girl, and were constantly being dumped on and getting the shitty end of the stick.
Most definitely the real man of steel, not that faggy 80s version, or the crappy 2000 version. No contest. Ever see Lois Lane from that era? Much hotter than Margot crazybitch, and who is gonna try and kick superman's ass. HA. Never happen.