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Caption Contest

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by IAmWillIAm, Feb 21, 2010.

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  1. CharlesJohnson

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    Wang Dong and his friends audition for what promises to be the best episode of "Wife Swap" ever.

    They still had to GHB those chicks.
     
    #21 CharlesJohnson, Feb 23, 2010
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    I'm going to stuff you until you're full. And then I'm going to put my penis in you.
     
    #22 Beefy Phil, Feb 23, 2010
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    The Chinese Government today announced a cap on female and male sexual relationships. To curb such future population problems partners were replaced by cushions.
     
    #23 Guest, Feb 24, 2010
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    "Honestly, guys, is this better than kancho* or what"?

    "She can never say she's too stuffed".



    *Thank you, Azrael.
     
    #24 Durbanite, Feb 28, 2010
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    Your seam is loose.
     
    #25 CoolHandPete, Feb 28, 2010
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    The new MIT recruiting poster is right on the mark.
     
    #26 Saint, Feb 28, 2010
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    "Two bombs weren't enough."
     
    #27 Cadders, Mar 1, 2010
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    "Where's your other hand?"

    "Between two pillows."

    "Those aren't pillows!"

    "Yes they are."

    "Oh."
     
    #28 Dynamite Harry, Mar 1, 2010
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    #29 effinshenanigans, Mar 9, 2010
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