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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by IAmWillIAm, Feb 21, 2010.

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  1. IAmWillIAm

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    Do your best, TiB
     
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    Visit Japan: When regular ole' weird just ain't weird enough.
     
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    Moments after this pic was taken, a raging debate ensued over which pillow-girlfriend was more honorable: Green hair or blue hair... and then they all cried themselves to sleep.
     
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    Japan: "We fwuff you wong time"
     
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    In the morning, they're going to think up the best way to tentacle rape those pillows.
     
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    When Tentacle rape porn just isn't good enough.
     
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    Silk-screened body pillows: because fabric can't say "no".
     
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    The effects of the A-Bombs we dropped on Japan are still evident today.
     
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    It didn't get truly weird until they caught the girl with the green hair cheating on her man.
     
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    "You have the easiest swingers’ parties of all time, man!"

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    For the first time ever, they all had girlfriends who would allow them to watch Anime in peace.
     
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    Fixed it for you.
     
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    "It's this or soiled school girl panties!"

    -Seriously, how much more fucked up can Japanese culture get?! It's like the most fucked up acid trip you've ever had. Remember that one?
     
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    Japan has a higher than average suicide rate, for some reason.
     
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    Go sell your crazy somewhere else...we're all full here.
     
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    I think that they are courageous for making the best out of what they have. All their real girlfriends were drowned by their parents.
     
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    "Your pillow is getting kinda chunky"

    "Fuck you dude, she's just big downed."
     
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    "Besides, more cushion for the pushin'."

    Ballsack Slumber Party

    Whoever posts the least funny caption has to go over that room with a black light.
     
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    Effed up pillow talk.
     
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    Japan: Where the pictures of girls with natural hair colors hang on the wall while we sleep with pictures of girls with green or blue hair.

    Japan: Where the pillows are so advanced that they have orientation, so it's possible to sleep with them upside-down and backwards and toss their salads with your dick in the back of their heads.

    Japan: Where arguments over what constitutes losing your V-card frequently include pillow sex.
     
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    The team Grind (or pimpwaffle or whatever he calls himself now) hires to write his jokes take an after-breakfast pre-brunch pillow "talk" break.

    "Unlike human females, our girlfriends don't know the meaning of the word 'rejection'. Or 'don't wipe your cum on the couch cushions'."

    "Sometimes I cum in furniture. Sometimes I cum in furniture again 10 minutes later, and then fall asleep with my face in it. I LOVE YOU PILLOW CHAN!"

    "Eating out women sucks, pussy tastes like crusty old cum stains. How do I know this? Uhhh...."
     
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