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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by IAmWillIAm, Feb 21, 2010.
Do your best, TiB
Visit Japan: When regular ole' weird just ain't weird enough.
Moments after this pic was taken, a raging debate ensued over which pillow-girlfriend was more honorable: Green hair or blue hair... and then they all cried themselves to sleep.
Japan: "We fwuff you wong time"
In the morning, they're going to think up the best way to tentacle rape those pillows.
When Tentacle rape porn just isn't good enough.
Silk-screened body pillows: because fabric can't say "no".
The effects of the A-Bombs we dropped on Japan are still evident today.
It didn't get truly weird until they caught the girl with the green hair cheating on her man.
"You have the easiest swingers’ parties of all time, man!"
For the first time ever, they all had girlfriends who would allow them to watch Anime in peace.
Fixed it for you.
"It's this or soiled school girl panties!"
-Seriously, how much more fucked up can Japanese culture get?! It's like the most fucked up acid trip you've ever had. Remember that one?
Japan has a higher than average suicide rate, for some reason.
Go sell your crazy somewhere else...we're all full here.
I think that they are courageous for making the best out of what they have. All their real girlfriends were drowned by their parents.
"Your pillow is getting kinda chunky"
"Fuck you dude, she's just big downed."
"Besides, more cushion for the pushin'."
Ballsack Slumber Party
Whoever posts the least funny caption has to go over that room with a black light.
Effed up pillow talk.
Japan: Where the pictures of girls with natural hair colors hang on the wall while we sleep with pictures of girls with green or blue hair.
Japan: Where the pillows are so advanced that they have orientation, so it's possible to sleep with them upside-down and backwards and toss their salads with your dick in the back of their heads.
Japan: Where arguments over what constitutes losing your V-card frequently include pillow sex.
The team Grind (or pimpwaffle or whatever he calls himself now) hires to write his jokes take an after-breakfast pre-brunch pillow "talk" break.
"Unlike human females, our girlfriends don't know the meaning of the word 'rejection'. Or 'don't wipe your cum on the couch cushions'."
"Sometimes I cum in furniture. Sometimes I cum in furniture again 10 minutes later, and then fall asleep with my face in it. I LOVE YOU PILLOW CHAN!"
"Eating out women sucks, pussy tastes like crusty old cum stains. How do I know this? Uhhh...."