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Caption contest

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by dubyu tee eff, Feb 5, 2012.

  1. dubyu tee eff

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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    Have at it.
     

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  2. Gravitas

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    Skyello moves on to a new medium.
     
  3. downndirty

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    Like you haven't thought about it.
     
  4. Thorgouge

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    The latest product by Apple, the iturd.
     
  5. dubyu tee eff

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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    My buddy actually posted this picture on Facebook. It is, I am led to believe, a human shit. We ended up having our own little caption contest. Here are some of my favorites from the conversation:

    Smell Phone

    Yo can you log into that shit?

    Stop talking shit

    This phone is such a piece of shit

    The new DingleBerry Pearl

    Sorry I dropped your call

    If your phone isn't working, press 2

    Hi, can I ask who is colon?

    I gotta go

    Check out my new ringtone, it's Brown Eyed Girl

    Seems he's logged a lot of minutes on that phone

    One sec, I gotta do a quick data dump before I wipe it clean

    I can't keep a phone because I rectum all

    I missed your call, I must have been in a drop zone

    Sorry, I butt-dialed you

    Upper-decksting

    Made by Samdung

    Gorilla glass meets it's match: Gorilla dump

    That bitch dumped me over the phone

    RIMjob

    Shiteve Jobs

    Prank carls

    Stop talking out of your ass

    THIS. IS. SPARTA.

    "Yes, this is John"

    Facilitates commpoonication

    When will you call me back?
    -I dunno it Depends

    The OS just crapped out on me...might have even fried the mother-load

    Not what I expected when I downloaded that reader's digest app

    I can't believe you ate your phone.
     
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    the new crapberry is easy to log on.
     
  7. BeCoolBitch_BeCool

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    Forget the phone. We're all missing the important fact that somebody left some Stool on a Stool. Other than that I have nothing.

    WAIT! "Blackberry? More like Brownberry. AMIRITE?!"
     
  8. Veovis

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    OK OK I get it Pimptress you told me to pull out slow.....but why should I pick it up?
     
  9. bewildered

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    Godamnit Dubya. I didn't think you would share it with the whole friggin interwebs.
     
  10. CharlesJohnson

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    Introducing the new Nikki Manaj Phone from Verizon.

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    It's still better than Nextel. The phone isn't too bad either.
     
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    Can't get to a bathroom in time? There's an app for that.

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    Wow, what a nice phone...
    [​IMG]


    (This won't make any sense if you don't recognize the dog.)
     
  12. Rush-O-Matic

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    hit me back @ c : / esc
     
  13. dubyu tee eff

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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    I was trying to hide this through some stories about Facebook and "buddies" but fine, the truth is this is a screenshot from a recent G+ hangout where bewildered showed us how much she hates her phone.

    I finished.
     
  14. lust4life

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    The iPoop from Apple. We've got hot shit on the drawing board AND the stool. And our shit doesn't stink.
     
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    Customer Service: What do you mean you "miss fired?"

    Customer: Have you ever had one of those really vidid dreams where you have to take a shit?

    Customer Service: Um...yeah that is definately not covered under warranty.