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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Vanilla, Nov 5, 2011.

  1. Vanilla

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    This one should get some good results. No holding back.
     

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  2. ghettoastronaut

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    Not pictured: the box of donuts at the other end.
     
    #2 ghettoastronaut, Nov 5, 2011
  3. Juice

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    "The first 100 people across the coals get free KFC for life."
     
    #3 Juice, Nov 5, 2011
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    GET IN MAH BELLY!
     
    #4 $100T2, Nov 5, 2011
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    A gay magician AND an Oprah marionette! I knew this Vegas show was going to kick ass.
     
    #5 Popped Cherries, Nov 5, 2011
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    What Bob Greene does to Oprah when she cheats on her diet.
     
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    Welcome to this week's edition of, "How Multi-Millionaires Spend Their Weekends!"

    Frylock EDIT: Addition is what happens when you sum two numbers. Editions are periodic releases of things.
     
    #7 Dcc001, Nov 5, 2011
  8. Thorgouge

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    MASSA SETTIN ME FREEEEE!!!!





    One hour later:
     
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    If Tony Robbins can get me to do this there is no reason he can't get Steadman to eat my pussy.
     
    #9 dewercs, Nov 5, 2011
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    This year on Oprah's Favorite Things we're giving out third degree burns! He gets a third degree burn! They get three degree burns! Everybody gets a third degree burn!!!!
     
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    Black people will do anything for watermelon... ANYTHING.
     
    #11 Frank, Nov 5, 2011
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    I want that purple drink.
     
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    "Every journey begins with a single step. On to searing hot coals."
     
    #13 AlmostGaunt, Nov 7, 2011
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    What would you do if you were the only black person in town?
     
    #14 slothers, Nov 7, 2011
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    Everyone at the BBQ wondered just when the roast pig would stop squeeling.
     
    #15 Veovis, Nov 7, 2011
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    Who ordered the dark meat Extra Crispy?
     
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    Well since we are all going with racist jokes;

    Lets assess, we have the richest black person in America. We have a large mob of secretly jealous white people. We have a tree in the back ground. And there is a layer of fire to block off her escape...FOR GODS SAKE RUN OPRAH RUN!
     
    #17 McSmallstuff, Nov 7, 2011
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    For my next impression: Jesse Owens!
     
    #18 lust4life, Nov 8, 2011
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    The latest installment of the KKK's "Joke of the Day" email newsletter.
     
    #19 Jimmy James, Nov 8, 2011
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