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Caption Contest

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by caseykasem, Oct 24, 2011.

  1. caseykasem

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    Focus: You know the drill. Have at it.
     

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  2. DrFrylock

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    Oh. Oh dear.

    Ahem:

    "Fuck you, at least I'm getting some. Why don't you go back to sitting around on OKCupid praying any chicks will message you back, huh?"
     
    #2 DrFrylock, Nov 3, 2011
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    Don't worry, m'lady. I shall defend you with my pork sword. Mmmmm.... pork.
     
    #3 Disgustipated, Nov 3, 2011
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    "Oh shit turn around! She's back!"

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    #4 katokoch, Nov 3, 2011
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    Cloud Chubbychaser.
     
    #5 DrFrylock, Nov 3, 2011
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    "I said she's MINE! BACK OFF! Wait, what? I can have her? Sweet. Let's ride off into the sunset and stop at Hardee's."
     
    #6 Omegaham, Nov 3, 2011
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    #7 Dcc001, Nov 3, 2011
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    The Pork Knight Rises
     
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    The original idea for Comedy Central's Krod Mandoon.
     
    #9 Thorgouge, Nov 3, 2011
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    I can't think of a new caption, but those are two ugly women right there.
     
    #10 Rush-O-Matic, Nov 3, 2011
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    Obviously, Larry wears the pants, but the debate over who's got the sweeter rack rages on.
     
    #11 gtg2k, Nov 3, 2011
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    The tables turn with this species of white whale as they hunt the Japanese to protect their mate.
     
    #12 MainEvent007, Nov 3, 2011
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    "Yeah, you see my sweet tat, and this bad ass sword? Yeah, you get naked bitches hanging on you when you have a sweet tat like this and a bad ass sword!"
     
    #13 McSmallstuff, Nov 3, 2011
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    The modern day Colonel and his trusty pack mule.
     
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    Promotional material for the sequel to "The Wild Whites of West Virginia".
     
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    "Merely ONE bucket of chicken in barter for mine most comely lass? Forsooth, thou must jest. Thou shalt offer fair exchange in tasty morsels, or feel the weight of mine steel!"
     
    #16 MoreCowbell, Nov 3, 2011
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    Help me Obi-wan Kabobi. You're my only hope.
     
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    Fixed.
     
    #18 Thorgouge, Nov 3, 2011
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    Pictured: "Tired of responding to the haterz after the infamous 'nut leg' incident, RoshKoch felt extreme measures were called for.
     
    #19 AlmostGaunt, Nov 4, 2011
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    If a picture is worth a thousand words, this picture is a story about diabetic fast foot ninja warriors and their 47 cousins at the West Virginia grand Waffle House at 5am after Walmart kicked them out for delivering 4 children in the gun aisle.
     
    #20 Pow, Nov 4, 2011
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